Red and Bluebeard

I am sure about the first bit, less so about the second (but still quite confident).

Definitely!

I'd find it hard to be a keyboard warrior typing on a pink keyboard ... I am sure jazza wouldn't touch it with industrial strength gloves on ...

Grinter added some grunt too ... (how you do express a grunt on a keyboard? )

I say no way! (and Biff probably would too )

Plays like a dairy farmer, eh? Interesting notion that --- presumably he kicks like one too... I have no idea what you mean by your last sentence

Very little red and no blue ...

Stetson? Bah! Septic rubbish! Real Aussies wear Akubras. Best use of rabbits ever ... Jazza and some young bloke who knows his way around a gun sounds like a combination that shouldn't be messed with ....

Who are you? And why is that cow smiling like that?

But where are the 110 cornets right behind? And what exactly was the fabled 10,000th post?

Oscar's trial verdict is coming up ...

I thought you were going to say stinking breath ...

We all know you are ancient, even if you don't, and you have just proved it by admitting to listening to Blue Hills, a great snapshot of a bygone Australia. BTW if you know your old comics, the Ghost Who Walks doesn't get old ...

Ah, those were the days, when you were too young to realise that the whole Batman series was a campish pisstake on the Dark Knight, with bad special effects and signs like "Boom! Bash! Crash!" just to let you know when the bad guys copped it ....

That is a bit like trying to kill someone with lettuce. At least you could have used a circular sander ...

If it ain't broken, don't fix it!

Don't you mean the Gat?

Is that supposed to be a disincentive?

Thank you!

Came across these today, DF. Do they look fierce enough to play for the Dees?

Don't you mean Clark Who?

Nothing of substance as far as I can see, which means it has become an Internet sensation ...

You don't have any purveyors of frothy milk, I suppose?

Hope the udder doesn't shudder ... or is that the 'shake' part?

Better ask jazza. I suspect that's what he thinks moccachinos taste like ...