Red and Bluebeard

Not quite true --- we wore the red and blue in the win against Richmond. However, the other three have all come in the white abomination ... FWIW I thought it was good step to wear the red and blue against the dogs, rather than the white that we sometimes have in the past. However, if I had known the white would make us win ...

No, but I like your thinking ...

True enough, DF, but there is a part of me that says this little black duck could never barrack for Collingwood

Could be cheap imported rubbish ...

In the banana shop? Or on the banana tree?

Yeah but we don't have to like it, DF. Yelling #R%#% at the umpies at the footy is as traditional as having a pie, or getting jazza a soy moccachino with two sugars ...

I am sure the doorman will be happy to oblige ... failing that, you could try BBO once he escapes the Viet Cong

That has never held me back, nor many of the others on here ...

Haven't seen any inside the Melbourne Club ...

What's snow, DC?

Obviously we were missing your sparkling wit, OD ...

But then you sued ASADA on the grounds of ultra vires, applied for an injunction, engaged some very expensive lawyers, and tied the whole issue up for at least another six months ... (and several bazillon in legal fees).

That one is probably jazza on his morning ride ...

That looks more like straight up the nose, DF ...

Alpaca poo is probably more to BBO's liking ...

You mean to say skinny milk doesn't come from skinny cows? You learn something new every day ... The cats and dogs must be freezing as well

I am sure he would be delighted to, probably straight from the cow ...

Get jazza to make you a latte with a banana in it, then ...

You left out the bit where they didn't put the sugar in your soy moccachino and I had to ask them to add it ...

Hope it goes well, and please include some photos if you can ...

You do know the reason why the ABC has a certain PO box number in each state, don't you? How about we limit this thread only at that number of pages ...

"Cappuccino's are us" is my middle name .. gotta have one at half time! 21st century way to blow the froth off a couple ... Sounds like I'll have to turn up carrying one, then...

In honour of your beanie, I'll be wearing my 70s royal blue Dees beanie, 2014 members scarf, black jacket and of course the beard. But what is the secret handshake?

You mean Mark Taylor surely, who declared when he was on 334 ... I say lets worry about it only when we are approaching 1107 pages, the world record first class score by Victoria, and even then only to find a better excuse to keep going

Don't tell Biff that I suggest 4.00pm at the western end of the food van outside Gate 3 then ...