Red and Bluebeard

Ah but drop about 100kg of soggy lettuce from a height of about 100m, and I think you could be in some trouble ... at least the lads would get a good feed, though ...

Nice one DC, (or 1312, or 1101 1100 )

That explains a lot ... I thought it was getting warm ...

At least you can tell a pointless post from a point post ...

Still means you need to get out more ...

In the base 16 number system, there are 16 digits, often denoted, 0-9, A,B,C,D,E,F. That means 'A' in base 16 is the same number as 10 in the decimal system. So if 10 is a single digit, it must have been its equivalent in base 16, ie A. Worse than explaining a joke, I guess, but there you go. Bet you wish you hadn't asked now

You need to get out more (or maybe read some of your own posts )

Base 16 (hex) of course ... (although it would be A, but let's not go there .... )

Beaten for quality by at least 5 lines from every Blackadder episode (well at least seasons 2, 3 and 4 anyway).

Too right. But how you can mention that Seinfeld crap in the same sentence as Maxwell Smart is beyond me ...

Jazza, I came across a couple of mates of yours today ...

True, OD. Not being a rocket scientist is one thing, but acting like a self-centred rich kid with no idea of the real world is another, sadly.

She used to be named chloris, but now her name is thus? This is certainly confusing ...

Well, it was a dodgy day at work, and then I come home to find out that some bastard has burnt down the Conargo pub. Strewth, is nothing sacred? I fear for civilisation at this rate...

A game of charades, perhaps?

Got an issue with a Fourier series, TCO?

Would love to. I need to check the kids dates, though, as I suspect one of them has a speech night that night, which would count me out, unfortunately.

Yeah, and the sheila's not bad either ...

Will have to try that one. Does sound good!

Any particular recipe? And what kind of berries?

Can you ask him to say that those that live in the West are Demon Frogs? Somehow I think you are grateful that he didn't say that those who live in the West are BBO's long lost cousins ...

Same for more than a few of us, I suspect ...

My apologies for being too cheerful for you! And whose nightie are you ... oh, never mind ...

21 today, 21 today, He's got the key of the door, Never been 21 before ... :-)

Moonshadow, Bring Back Barassi, Picket Fence, DazzleDavey, Stuie, Curry or Beer, nutbean, and possibly dee-luded, daiseycutter, and perhaps myself. How is that for starters?