Moonshadow

City Park monkeys Careful or you might catch a nasty disease Special.

Yes, the Cataract Gorge can be a wild party venue. But stay away from the bushes in the monkey park if you know what I mean

Bit early for a drink isn't it Ernie?

Australia's new trade attaché for SE Asia Biff? Hope you haven't left Uncle Bitter in charge of The Gat during your sogourn. He would easily sign it up for a shallow transformation on The Block.

The canal gets full of sewerage and floweth over after s heavy rain. Used to be worse several decades ago. They cleaned up the storm water and septic run off but these 'once in 100 years' events tend to find them out. Of course, it's all a conspiracy...

Hope not. The cat is the main entertainment for the evening. Will be upset if the RSPCA turn up

Cambodian food done very nicely. Should be right up your alley Uncle, as Mrs Bitter tells me you like it hot n spicy.

He went thata way!

I sprayed beer out of my nose from laughter after reading that. Thanks!

'Biffen Pollock' Bwahahaha!

How dare you Uncle Bitter. I resemble that.

Link doesn't work Daisy

Brownlow medals increase in monetary value with age. Jobe's hand-back medal is notorious and may become quite the collectors item. It no longer belongs to him. He should have no ability to gain from it ever.

Sam McLure in The Age saying Watson hasn't returned the medal and claims he's not sure of its whereabouts. Yeah, right. HAND IT BACK JOBE! "But after Watson decided – in his own words – to "hand it back" and the commission unanimously voted to give medals to runners-up Sam Mitchell and Trent Cotchin, the medal should have been returned. The fact that there are now three 2012 Brownlow Medals in circulation is a testament to the sheer absurdity of the situation."

Too much hokey pokey?

Maybe even Borewood. Nah, just joshin'.

Well Biff, even though the Greeks invented s ex, it was the Italians who introduced women to the concept.

Lets not forget that the Greeks have given us a fair bit too...

Bah! ...What have the Romans ever done for civilisation?

Think you need to move to Romsey manor Biff. I hear BBO has a gimp room that needs occupying. The only traffic there is the illegal kind, of which you may already know

With her ball boy Earl. Geez, do you not know anything?

Prodee is MIA as well. However, Uncle Bitter is back from his 50 lashes and 14 day solitary confinement.

You're not going to go picture crazy again are you Toady? Remember what happened last time?

I hope it's leather and comes with matching gimp mask

Dunno. Maybe he just wanted to play footy with his mates and Hird, Danks, et al had been removed.