Moonshadow

As opposed to a rohey like you biff?

Agree Earl. But don't tell the Andrew Bolt love children on Demonland, they'll bring out all the 'ditch the witch' and 'dump her in the harbour in a hessian sack' insults.

Don't get on any aeroplanes in Africa Earnie

It's a tough life Earl when your hardest decision is 'do I order a daiquiri, a piñata colada or a mojito?'

Our Bitters is very good at greasing the highest ranking hands Earnest. Apart from his own, of course.

Italians, Bitters. For a cultured man (not to be confused with a fungal man) you clearly lack an understanding of the Romantic languages

I have it on good authority that our Bitters (sounds a bit like "our Kylie", but I digress) is alive and well and enjoying the company of many young, er, shall we just call them attendants, at a luxurious 2 star resort in good old Singers. Apparently the Tiger beers are taking a pounding beside the pool while the missus is off shopping for his new wardrobe. Hope the tailors don't run out of leather!

Aww c'mon pineapple. Your bio says you like pleasure seeking... you only live once! Let your hair down a little, look what it did for our Bitters....

That thought is even scarier than your spelling, fence.

Hmmm, I'd say that's a definite 'NO' picket....

Sounds like a typical Mad Monday! Sometimes having a child gives AFL footballers perspective and a sense of wider purpose beyond playing and partying with their mates. A maturing effect of sorts. Will be interesting to see if it has an effect on Jake.

Stick to bagging our players picket.

You're crowding the genre dc.

You should do that in every post Biffen. Make it your literary genre. Like it.

Got to laugh at a guy that speaks about himself in the third person!

His erratic, squandering behaviour is better suited to North Korea Biff. He'd be besties with Lil' Kim in no time. Would stand up to those Seoul Capitalists too.

Me too. I'm sure his set shot routine will be worked on over time, but it's not good atm.

Has this turned into a soft porn site H_T?

That's not Bitters. Much too young. Might be his son though....

I've heard rumours through government intelligence agencies (yes, I know that's a foxymoron) that a senior Demonland dignitary has been arrested in China on suspicion of importation of hard drugs inside empty Shiraz bottles. Apparently the dozen bottles were full of Shiraz at Tulla airport but the wine must've vanished mid flight, replaced with condoms containing white powder upon inspection in Shanghai. Crack Chinese security police are trying to ascertain what happened to the Shiraz and where the condoms were 'harboured' before being stuffed into the bottles. Any guesses who? More later......

Let it never be said that you're not a risk taker Biff.