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Yeah I've seen that. What a load of sheet.

We Melbourne supporters are an introverted bunch. Have suffered much embarrassment over the years. Probably lost a generation or 2 of young supporters in the carnage. Supporters who would be young adults at games making noise .... But we aint got 'em. Petracca would be right about our age demographic, that we're an older supporter base.

Certainly not ideal preparation for QB.

Yep ... Might watch it again now to cheer me up.

That can't be right. Pretty sure we've won it already..

Sorry Sam. Doomed to failure. Our supporter base is far too reserved. It's one thing to be quiet. Another to not even show up. But that's how we roll.

Don't kid yourself. For a side sitting on top the ladder. We're hopeless. Gawny wants to win a flag in front of the fans at the 'G'. And we're not turning up to see it. We'll just kick back and watch from home thanks Max. Little wonder our reputation is like it is.

Forward line's struggling. The midfield's struggling. And the backline's struggling. Certainly not ideal.

And the Pies will be licking their lips.

Fritta says hi.

As it did for much of last year.

Class.

Hmnnn ... We need to play better than this.

Big game. Sat'day night free to air. Time to show the comp why we're a game clear on top. May all our kicks be straight.

Went to Victoria Park once in the 80's. Real eye opener for a kid raised at the MCG and VFL Park. Watched the Pies overrun our 27pt 3qtr time lead in the last. Daicos kicking a couple including a trade mark from the boundary. Holy sheet, I thought the Zulus were comin'. Also went to Windy Hill around the same time. The game Jacko punched on with Andrews and threw the can into the crowd. That was pretty wild too 😂

I got 2 messages after that game telling me how pathetic we are. Both from Collingwood supporters.

You say that as if the MRP has displayed any sort of consistency when it involves high profile players including Franklin in the past. Short memory.

Whereas I agree totally. We're a far more reserved supporter base than most IMO.

MMA Hall of Famer Bas Rutten was famous for using "Palm Strikes" on opponents. Just as devastating without the risk of broken hands using a closed fist. All the open hand talk is irrelevant .... Or should be.

Which will be their defence. "Tried to push him in the chest .... But was clumsy and got him on the chin instead. .... Oops."

He'll get off on the "Buddy clause".

All aboard the reality bus ... Toot toot.

Whereas I'll just stick to Melbourne, thanks.

Tell ya what. With the stupid new stand/dissent rules and lucky dip tribunal system, if the Demons were still dwelling in the cellar I'd be done with footy. The AFL is forking up the game as fast as they can.