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Montagna summed it up. “One of the things I’m most disappointed about with Melbourne over the last six weeks, we understand the year’s been a write off, there’s been a lot of injuries, they’ve been really disappointing, but the way they’re finishing off this season for me is a sign of a club that they just still don’t get it,” Montagna said on his Triple M's Dead Set Legends. “They are still a bit naive, because in this game of footy you need to continually strive for excellent and continually improve week… the competition is so hard and so tough, you need to keep improving and getting better. "I think it looks like to me, this Melbourne team think ‘you know what, this season’s done and dusted, let’s get to the finish line, we’ll be right next year. We’ll just get to pre-season, we’ll get our players back, we’ll be fit and healthy, and we’ll be ok,’ and that just doesn’t cut it at AFL level, it doesn’t happen that way."

And yet he has none. If the Saints or Dockers we're playing in my front yard I would've closed the curtains. Swans too for that matter considering Roos was using Lyons game plan. Took over young exciting lists, turned them into unwatchable robots and rung them dry with little thought to the future.

And the supporters could still remember the last flag. Most haven't seen one now.

Death by 1000 cuts.

And less idea what good footy looks like.

Fair enough but I was alluding to their similarities as players. Both run headlong into tackles thinking they're big enough to break through, but aren't and can't.

I would if there was light at the end of the tunnel.

As they watch their insipid arguments go up in smoke.

Been a critic of Jones for years. He's a true front runner. And Viney just appears to be a smaller version.

Ahh yes ..... A new member. Welcome to the Bitter and Twisted Supporters Club.

If they did they'd only make up the numbers.

You've always been been more optimistic than me. I pulled the plug on them this year for the 1st time in 20 after our pathetic start.

Shhhh .... The spuds in charge will pay a kings ransom for Eddie Betts.

Wonder if this counts as being blown away?

The place looks packed. Too many there.

His mate David King was a believer too.

Fake News !

Tickets to Bali, Vegas and Thailand more likely.

I remember thinking during the 1st qr of the season after several very soft frees against us. "Ya know what, if this is the AFL vision of how they want the game umpired from now on ..... I'm about done." And then watching us proceed to absolutely butcher the season has done nothing to bring me back. If more of the same is dished up next year ..... I'm gonna have to cut my ties completely. I've had it up to 'ear with the angst this club has given me throughout my life. And as I've had plenty of practice, I'll be able to spot the BS early. Unlike the happy clappers.

I'd like to think they have some professional pride but it seems historically as a club, we have little.

Loved the Wiz. He could light us up like no other. And he loved us.

And the Dawks won multiple flags with Hodge down one end and Roughy up the other. Can we get Roughy as a forward coach?

Compare these clips. The difference is stark.

100% Our skills were just as bad. We had the highest inside 50 count with mindless bombs but a deplorable conversion rate. Goodwin spun it calling it "Chaos ball." Problems were masked by a fit list and getting some confidence at the right time of the year.

If they actually watched any of our games they'd realise we were just hopeless.