Tarax Club

AFL level consequences can ‘apparently’ apply to AFL listed players in the VFL competition.

Opponent landed on his [censored]. VFL judiciary would be an [censored].

Jack Bell brilliant wet weather goal!

Now aquaplaning out there get out your water wings kids.

Is that the socially acceptable form of the verb MB38?

Shane McAdam ripper!!! (Mark of the match).

Deflating goal against the tide to the Dolphins.

Jed Adams delivers a good old fashioned bump.

Big Luker nice goal.

And now the deluge. Like how Roy George gets his hands free and delivers a decent hand ball.

Our English ‘Caller’ has now over stayed his visa. Has succumbed to the Smithy’s Screech Syndrome. Such a shame was OK previously.

Good tackles not rewarded… Casey up to 52

Good tackles not rewarded… Casey up to 52

Good tackles not rewarded…

Blake Howes great rundown tackle.

Pommy commentator now got the Aussie holler going. Give the man a suppository.

Holding the BALL surely???? Verrall nice grab.

Josh Shak playing in defence going OK.

Timely intervention from Jed Adams. Dolphins showing how forward play is done at home.

Roy George lovely gather and handball.

Kynan Brown goal!

Jack Bell good start judging the flight of the ball for multiple marks. Casey forward entries as ordinary as the weather.

So much for the serious cork speculation, Taj Woewodin named on a half back flank. Rather than simply omitted, ‘managed’ suggests support will be offered by the club chaplain. Pickett will be pleased as young Jefferson was named. Will be watching tomorrow in anticipation of Roy George’s re-appearance that bloke has some serious X factor.

Dyson Heppell first they stripped him of the captaincy, now he's been ejected without a parachute. Ground zero can't come quick enough.

Also pictured on the bubblegum card, Derek Feldmann. Who contrary to reports about an appearance in teen horror flick Scream 2 gravitated towards resort management in Queensland post football. His older brother Ricky also played some footy at the Demons.