Buzzy

Damn gimme some of those fast twitch fibres Christian

? they should have gone with the radio edit

But now they don't even need good ball movement, they can just run it. The Dogs in posession last week took on the man on the mark way more than normal, because they know they won't get caught the majority of the time. Our lack of pace gives the opposition more options in attack and encourages proactive defence.

Have you seen us?

Awesome, I was just thinking that what we really need is a big slow non-assertive defender who's not even as good as his brother - who funnily enough could actually play the position better than him if he wasn't dropped. WTF Goodwin. If we get pumped you should go immediately.

Didn't he kick 4 or 5 in the pre-season game last year with the groin injury, when we inexplicably left him on and rubbed him out for the year? Weird that they just abandoned that experiment.

Fast Saints will murder us on the spread next week, we can almost kiss finals goodbye.

And so many were calling for Viney to make way for him. He's a butcher and a chain killer, he can't shake it.

FOOTSKILLS ATROCIOUS

funny how the wind only affects us

yeah Hibberd. Keep standing 3 metres off him, it's really working

If Tmac misses this I'm turning off.

Melksham giving away a putrid 50 is all I'll remember from this game.

Embarrassing and potentially season destroying quarter against a team who isn't even that good. False sense of security from 3 wins against trash. That's where we are at. Also, Trengove speaks incredibly slowly ?

If I see one more touched off the boot... JESUS! Kids stuff!

Yeah great work Melksham. Real smart. Captain material.

VINEY >> BRAYSHAW

WOWEE great goal Oliver love that! We have way more upside than them.

Harmes and Tmac having shockers today. Consistent.

GOD our handballing is disgusting today.

Seriously Brayshaw? That's why you'll never be a great player. Complete opposite of what we need from you. STOP PANICKING.

Tom McFumbles

Midfield setup is shocking. Why tap it forward when the entire dogs team is sitting goal side? Where are we? What kind of strategy is this?

Hannan you legend. Can't argue with this guy's attack on the ball.

They're all over us. Blustery conditions and we suddenly think we're a precision kicking team. This is not a day for kicking backwards or central, conceding ground and trying to switch play, we need to adjust, get more players down the line and get numbers to the backs of the packs, where they are outnumbering us massively. Panic stations and horrible turnovers making the doggies look good. Pickett burned two relatively easy chances that should be sodas for a crumbing forward. Gotta get those mate.