Buzzy

Nothing to do with that, I loved it and I rate Langdon. But if you're going to quote efficiency stats, they just need to have some context. Langdon frequently chipped it backwards and played safe a lot tonight, so his efficiency % was higher than normal.

Sorry, but Viney has done it well against the good teams. He goes back in. We played a terrible listless team tonight, it needs to be factored in.

yeah - backwards

If Pendlebury doesn't come back in I reckon we're in with a massive chance.

It absolutely will be a wasted season if burn the huge amount of scoring chances we had today. Any top 8 team would dine out on that opportunity.

There are no stoppages! The players are going to be cooked after this. Blowout by someone in the last quarter for sure, hope it's us!

It's disgusting! We are going to get pumped if we play like this against anyone outside bottom 4. 4 goals each, what a rabble of a game, it's turnover central.

WE ARE SO ANNOYING TO WATCH. Just burning easy chances everywhere. Petracca, Brayshaw... just flirting with their form. WAKE UP. Brayshaw you NEED to clean up your disposal

Hannan playing like a man possessed. Take note everyone else.

The irony that we're now dominating but can't kick goals because we're mentally weak.

Lever has been great back there. Our backline has really been strong lately. WEID ohhhh no.

???. Brayshaw thinks he's Dusty.

HE'S NOT ANYTHING

Harmes. 4 clangers already. Tomlinson a liability, always one step off the pace as usual. Our lack discipline and composure is under 10's stuff, it's embarrassing. Vandenburg, are you serious? Do you actually want to get picked again? They have free players everywhere, the pressure meter must be at record low levels. Basic fundamentals, why are we so bad at them?

He looks... painfully slow too. If he can't go full speed, why are we playing him? He's clearly hampered by his body or his mind right now.

Shame we had to play the bottom team tonight, hard to take much out of it. Great to pile on a few at the end, but the skills were a worry all game as per usual. Horrible first half against what is basically a rabble. None of the players we brought in improved us in any way really, however we didn't miss the fast food chain brothers at all. Stephen May was a PRESENCE. We're lucky to have him. An under pressure bogey side in North Melbourne will be a huge step up for us.

Nick Reiwoldt said it best last night and there's no escaping this hopeless cycle we're going to be in for another 8-10 years until the list gets completely turned over again. We just have a large number of players who: a) have poor skills b) are bad decision makers. May God have mercy on our souls.

Have we got a decent assistant who can coach the year out? Not you Alan.

This is pointless, kicking goals now. It'll just take the heat off. Lose big with pride you cowards.

All week : "Melbourne have turned a corner".... Hahaha now Port practising different game plans agains us because they can. It doesn't get lower than this.

How good is the Festival of Football ?

I N S I P I D

Perfect way to start the quarter. Handball error then holding the ball. ?

Chillingly accurate way to describe it ?

and handballing just as bad