old dee

You have to adapt Redleg my hankie is only for spills etc. Best piece of emergency equipment know to man. Nose is a tissue job

A handkerchief usually fixes the problem Redleg. Never leave home without one!

Spot on H-T A refuge from the crap of the every day dees world

Plus the Wrath of Khan shall decend on you

Rule 19(A5) does not exist and on that basis I am charging you with " bringing the thread into disrepute"You have till Jan 31st 2013 to respond.

Anything but you know who!

You are treading a fine line wyl. Carefull it is getting crowded in the Naughty corner

Into the same corner as redleg WJ You of all people should no the rules and no bananas for either of you till Friday

Go to the naughty corner for even hinting on this thread.

Did not need to!

orgasmic!

I want to be Vlad the impaler but I will need to put on about 30kg so can we have reasonable notice please.

Very good dc Glad to see early 2013 has you in good form.

You would think WJ that after all my years on this planet I would be used to the "human condition" but alas some days I succumb.Fortunately on most occasions I throw it off when something positive happens. Thank god for this thread!

Interesting problem bad bottles of beer. I have felt poorly quite a few times in my life and I am sure it was the last stubbie that was off!

But you can on bananas and grog dc!

I have just read four threads. What a depressing lot. We are truly at each others throats at present. With the exception of this wonderful thread I think I need to find somewhere else to amuse myself over the next few weeks. Because Demonland is depressing the crap out of me.

to like Basil Rathbone shows there is still a flicker of hope there Bbo. Hang in there this will pass about 4.30PM on March 31st 2013

My god Bbo has the hot weather hit already in Romsey? or you have taken something weird with your coffee this morning. Please get yourself to the nearest hospital asap I fear for your sanity

Very good Dr I really like it. I think you are in front today so far for the best quip

My estimation of you Bbo has just fallen through the floor. Be gone you heretic.

I love her to death biffen but that is beyond the call of duty. One new member is not worth that much labour.

Caught me there dc, of course I do not have my own banana tree. But I do have a GD, two years old and still thinks the sun shines out of PA. She has a blue and red Teddy ( demon ), soft blue and red footy but I think I am fighting a losing battle. Mum is Bombers and God forbid her father is a Pie.

Bananas and Apricots off my own tree tonight for desert DC. Apricots left to ripen on the tree have no equal. Bloody delicious. I will front up again tomorrow morning with same on my steel cut oats. Grand children are just wonderful dc if I had known how good they were I would have had them first.

"No it won't. The media is so lazy and so obsessed with Melbourne that they've become completely incapable of stringing together more than a few words on any subject without dropping in the obligatory reference to the Demons and the T word no matter what story they happen to be covering at the time:-" You are correct but at least we only got a couple of lines in a page 3 story that had Lake getting 2/3 of a page. I reckon this will get a lot more airplay this week.