old dee

Go to the naughty corner for even hinting on this thread.

Did not need to!

orgasmic!

I want to be Vlad the impaler but I will need to put on about 30kg so can we have reasonable notice please.

Very good dc Glad to see early 2013 has you in good form.

You would think WJ that after all my years on this planet I would be used to the "human condition" but alas some days I succumb.Fortunately on most occasions I throw it off when something positive happens. Thank god for this thread!

Interesting problem bad bottles of beer. I have felt poorly quite a few times in my life and I am sure it was the last stubbie that was off!

But you can on bananas and grog dc!

I have just read four threads. What a depressing lot. We are truly at each others throats at present. With the exception of this wonderful thread I think I need to find somewhere else to amuse myself over the next few weeks. Because Demonland is depressing the crap out of me.

to like Basil Rathbone shows there is still a flicker of hope there Bbo. Hang in there this will pass about 4.30PM on March 31st 2013

My god Bbo has the hot weather hit already in Romsey? or you have taken something weird with your coffee this morning. Please get yourself to the nearest hospital asap I fear for your sanity

Very good Dr I really like it. I think you are in front today so far for the best quip

My estimation of you Bbo has just fallen through the floor. Be gone you heretic.

I love her to death biffen but that is beyond the call of duty. One new member is not worth that much labour.

Caught me there dc, of course I do not have my own banana tree. But I do have a GD, two years old and still thinks the sun shines out of PA. She has a blue and red Teddy ( demon ), soft blue and red footy but I think I am fighting a losing battle. Mum is Bombers and God forbid her father is a Pie.

Bananas and Apricots off my own tree tonight for desert DC. Apricots left to ripen on the tree have no equal. Bloody delicious. I will front up again tomorrow morning with same on my steel cut oats. Grand children are just wonderful dc if I had known how good they were I would have had them first.

"No it won't. The media is so lazy and so obsessed with Melbourne that they've become completely incapable of stringing together more than a few words on any subject without dropping in the obligatory reference to the Demons and the T word no matter what story they happen to be covering at the time:-" You are correct but at least we only got a couple of lines in a page 3 story that had Lake getting 2/3 of a page. I reckon this will get a lot more airplay this week.

"Redleg is a linguist of great cunning and possesses an expert knowledge of the Urdu language." Brilliant WJ That starts this week on a high note.

I see a certain Mr and Mrs Lake have been arrested last night for D and D Evidently they were very much the worst for wear. Might get us out of the news for a couple of days. Wonder what the hawks are thinking of their deal to recruit him now?

Most civilised away from the riff raff that inhabit the MCG these days. I could handle a little of that myself at present

Shall do Macca now that the Bears are watching again the 49's have my support Oh for the great Joe Montana

Just finished a nice little red Macca and I am considering finishing the evening with a wee dram of single malt. Latest bunch of bananas are a bit green No.1 wife dropped the ball yesterday, I like mine well ripened. So it looks like strawberries on the Steel cut Oats tomorrow morning.

Yes Redleg but on that other thread please

I have been here since day 1 macca and you are welcome anytime mate just don't talk about Ts or the recent on going BS with the AFL

Sorry to upset you bb but they are talking about the Dakar rally which is now run in South America. They shifted it a couple of years back due to political problems in Africa. It is still called the "Dakar Rally" but run throught desert parts of South America.