Bitter but optimistic

I'm opening another bottle of shiraz.

Who cares about eggs? It's the sperm that counts.

I don't know anything about this bloke except that he's a big bastard. Can he play forward? Can he mark and kick a goal?

Might be like that Y2K thing and bring down the internet. Geez, I'd have to go back to buying porno mags!

I wonder if my lifetime ban carries over to the new venue?

It would be crass to sully my benefits with the notion of filthy lucre. Correct! I'm sorry Earl but that bun that Collingwood [censored] wears has done my head in.

Thanks Earl, I'm sure Conchita would be well qualified with a wide variety of ….. err … shall we say "experiences", unfortunately, there is a no beards policy at The Manor.

I'm too busy trying to find a new maid Frog. Any suggestions?

I note there is another thread on Demonland that speculates on the return of "he who must remain nameless" . If the unthinkable actually thunked, what would happen to this thread for us interlectuals?

The club received terrific service from Pedo. Well done to a great team man.

Well that's good layz - you can also use such places to develop those special photographs

"101 ways to suicide" is gaining appeal dc.

What happens in the bedroom is best kept in the bedroom layz!

fulgurant ?

He's f.....d!

As you well know Moonie, I was wearing well contoured lycra undies below that quite fetching frock. However, I must admit they hadn't been laundered for some time.

That would be inhumane and condemned by the UN.

I admit that I am both morally and intellectually [censored] up. However, I just wasted a few minutes of my remaining time by watching "Bounce". FMD the world is totally [censored] if this drivel actually holds an audience

My Theory that Westralia is some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs is confirmed

An understandable mistake dc. That fellow is a very stylish dresser. I suspect we share the same tailor and fashion consultant.

Quite right Jack .

This was the best I've seen of the Weid. He looked confident. It was as if he finally felt comfortable in the big time. The club has developed him well and he is coming good at just the right time.

Make some allowances dc , after all, he's a Westralian pervert.

You live in Canberra! Bwahahaha! Your're [censored] !!!

Well Moonie, if you must know ( but not understand), there are private moments when the wearing of tights is suitable to the occasion.