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Gawn played in the seconds. They lost by 130 points. What a red-letter day for the organisation. As of 25/09/2021 I was over it.

Like all the other awful things that have happened to us in my supporting life that game no longer haunts me. Still can't be comfortable unless we're that far in front at three quarter time. P.S - It almost got a new version in 2013 when we were 38 points up 15 minutes into the last quarter against the Dogs and fell over the line by three points. Would have been the Jeremy Howe line, which is also the statistic for screamers followed immediately by turnovers. P.P.S - Enjoy the memories

Back online now!

Thank you all for your concern. Like Melbourne under Neale Daniher the site regularly goes up and down, usually it's fixed before anyone notices but this time I thought I'd give the hard-working technical department the Christmas-NY period off without harassing him for a fix. All data is safe, and hopefully in 2022 I'll fill in more of the many information gaps.

You are remebering correctly. Sadly I think the whole thing was a five second jingle and there wasn't a full power ballad version.

If it was Round 7 at 3.20 on a Sunday fair enough. It's a Grand Final, just call the bastard. Brayshaw a good example of dialling down the usual antics for a big occasion.

I yelled things at my TV that could get me arrested when he cracked his earthquake 'gag' when we were on 5.9. Buffoon.

I'd generally rather have my ears cut off Chopper Read style than listen to Taylor, but I will not hear a word against GEE GOD BOY WOW.

JKH seemed to lose the hyphen in his name at some point and just become Kennedy Harris.

Between the adding of random interstate teams that meant you weren't supposed to play every team once, byes randomly dotted through the fixture, COVID issues, and a team pulling out at the end of the season, this could be one of the most shambolic seasons of any state-sized sporting competition ever in Australia - and think about the ground that covers.

Somebody else can do the 2078 version.

There was also a Pringle, so you've got plenty of variety to choose from.

Second place Tim Ruffles, the least popular AFL player named after a chip.

Dwayne hardly the best judge, he'd go off like a pork chop for Clayton Hinkley.

What an [censored]. Did it and forgot to press save. Lucky I can fix that at the click of a button and... done! Everything else from this year should be updated as well.

Updated since Thursday http://demonwiki.org/2021

AFL Tables shows goal progression without time for stoppages - this has Petracca-Sparrow-Oliver as 2.29 apart. Even when Essendon kicked 15 in the first quarter against Gold Coast in 2011 (Steven May's debut), they didn't do it that quickly. Same when Hawthorn beat GWS by 162. Nothing quicker in 186 either. Doesn't mean it hasn't happened at some point, but they're two of the biggest landslides in the last 10 years.

Emotionally and physically broken... but in a good way!

This is going straight to the 'What they're saying on Brunton Avenue' thread on the Bulldogs forum.

I think that's me trying to force a smile. Send the photographer back Saturday night for more lifelike reactions.

Might yell loudly off my back deck and annoy the neighbours.

For me it's not so much about me seeing it (if we win. IF IF IF) but not seeing other people enjoying it. Will be an all time great moment in my life when we win a flag no matter where it happens but there will be some regret that I watched it in the same way I would a pre-season practice match.

Injury scare a great set-up to sub Spargo off for a fresh player in the last quarter if required.

There's a lot of media space to fill between now and the 25th...

Look for a story about the book in The Age over the next few days, including a picture of me with sick lockdown hair.