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Bad kick Oliver.

Bad start to the quarter

Every time Oliver handballs, my prostate pulsates.

lol Hogan with the softy

You could have said the same of Jetta in 2013.

The ironic thing is that when we were an awful team, Jones epitomized our absolute best. Now that we're actually decent, he epitomizes our worst. If someone askee, "How did Melbourne play in the first half?" you could show them a Jones highlight package from the game so far and that would answer their question.

Spud vs Spud makes for a fascinating contest.

We're playing poorly, so is Adelaide, but we're worse. Adelaide is seriously average, and if we lose this, so are we.

I'm convinced we will never play finals ever again. Adelaide is not playing well. We are playing [censored].

We are in 2nd gear.

Jones is getting an absolute pasting.

Where would be if not not oliver? He is MADE for finals. Carrying us atm.

The fumbling is pathetic. Crows playing for a finals spot. Once again we are choking. This has been a disastrous start.

Been under pressure A LOT.

We're gifting them entries with poor tackles and clangers. If we can clean out disposal and find some space we should take care of them imo.

Hogan is shaping up to be Clive Waterhouse 2.0

Jones is cooked.

Crows were always going to come out hard.

Deers in headlights atm.

Cats are average and we should have by 7 goals for ffs.

I think we'll start slow but then thump them tbh.

I'd love to win tonight to both strengthen our chances, and also significantly dent a "resurging" Adelaide's chances. Sydney is absolutely gifting us a home final, if we'd beaten St Kilda and Geelong like we should have we'd be a lock for at least 6th. The problem with Adelaide, Sydney and WC is their tall forwards. I'd much rather be playing Richmond, Collingwood and Port again in these final 5 weeks because we match up better with them with both Hibberd and Lever out, and I'd fancy our chances more against them than the aforementioned. Given our outs, we are coming up against the worst possible teams. Just our luck.

Nothing wrong with what he said. Roos the following year did see some improvement but our last 10 games were as bad as anything under Neeld. We had a poor list and bad office, with Mr Whiteboard Wednesday running the show it was always going to be a challenge. he also landed us Hogan.

Collingwood: Consistently smashes poor sides, loses to top sides, "respectable losses" Melbourne: the same, except replace respectable with disappointing or disastrous.

Helped make 2014 that little bit less horrid. Had some real blinders and probably won us the game vs Adelaide.