Deestroy All

Get [censored] Oliver. Get [censored] son.

I've been expecting that every week. Kid is hard as [censored]. No fear. [censored] this sport sometimes.

Van Schaik would be handy.

Not sure if Ricciuto or Slobbo.

Fair effort. Buckled, but hit back. Umps are C units. I can forgive our defenders for the odd mistake tonight, they're against the best forwards in the league. Need to lower our eyes and hit the smalls like Collingwood did earlier today. Tyson is dumb and has poor skills and I don't like him at all.

The obligatory late goal. .....point.

Got the goal kicking bug. @Wiseblood

Buggy! Nice Jordan.

The VFL Skipper nice goal.

Tyson is just god awful.

Waits for the 5th option. Does not realise he's not invisible.

Vince takes another 3 greenies out and we're a chance.

Ever, in any game.

Strategic by Kent.

What an incredible goal by Sidebottom. Too bad it was at that soulless hell hole. Hardly any reaction at all.

They've completely binned the deliberate out of bounds so far this round, let's see how many we cop tonight. I'll go with 4.

Those are the kicks we constantly [censored] up under not much pressure. Drives me crazy.

What a passage of plays that was! Gold.

I've only seen this (2nd) quarter today, but their foot skills are more reliable than ours. Not sure which team I want to lose more in this one.

Tex will leave the field early, will require stitches at hospital to sew up his split sides from laughing at a McDonald bros. error, money is on a quadruple falcon from a metre apart. Kent will lay 18 tackles in one go, just by rolling across the field. Will end the night with 300 tackles and 40 corralling efforts. Eddie will get 1 miracle goal on Jetta. That'll be it. Jetta will get a goal too. Bernie will tag the whole team, get reported 4 times. All charges thrown out because he's so lovable. Pedo will kick 4. Which will probably be our total score.

Playing well? How many times have you watched him? He's been terrible. He averages 2 more touches than Weideman, and most of his stats are equal/worse than Darcy Moore.

Was he BOG? Thought JJ won the medal. Either way, every dog has his day, been bog ordinary before and since.

It's not 2012.

If Tom Boyd had your grandmother's hairstyle he'd be Tyrone Vickery.

Rove McManus ladies and gentleman... He hasn't even been a pest lately either. He had a good run around the Richmond game last year, being that [censored] that opposition supporters hated, annoying opposition players and playing quite well. Now he's just... who knows.