Deestroy All

Hahaha eat [censored]. Great call.

Well that's just delightful.

This is hilarious. I put $250 on Gold Coast (to balance my happiness if we lose) and Sportsbet already paid me the win when I went to check the cash out value. Nek minnut...

Plenty of signs, plenty of of handballing to his feet and trying to put him in hospital. He must think he's gone back in time 5 years.

Adelaide would care. They must wonder how the [censored] that happened.

Or Tom for starting the calamity chain by handballing to the worms?

How can you play football for this long and not be able to handball at all?

Lewis wtf was that one handed [censored]? Give him his pension and send him on his way.

Jordan Lewis can [censored] off too.

I've seen enough of Tyson and Tom McDonald. They'll never get any better. Dumb and limited footballers. They're infuriating.

Oxymoron of the week.

Dunstan is indeed rubbish. Slow, not as hard at it as his reputation would have it, has he ever had more than 20 touches? Not very good touches at that. Gresham is the pick of the bunch. I like what Acres does, but he drifts out of games for long periods of time. If he puts 4 quarters together he'll start racking up BOGs. Will be interesting to see how McCartin goes this week without Riewoldt. Time for that break out or more of the same.

Wtf?

Come on Dixon kick straight for [censored] once.

Gray gets molested more than Hogan. Play on.

How good is Robbie Gray.

For all the barracking Port are in front. Commentary box is flat.

Charlie Dixon just went up a notch in my book.

It's embarrassing. Any time he goes near it. One stage he was simply tackled and apparently he was brillllllliant.

Viney is a Jedi.

I just hope you don't catch on that every joke I post is stolen. I'm the Dane Cook of Demonland. @Grapeviney I can say Titus and I have never been seen in the same room. But I don't talk half as much as Titus, so I'm quite sure we're not the same person.

2 weeks.

No one misses against us. The ball never bounces our way. I [censored] hate this sport.

Someone put their knee through the back of Garfunkle's head please.

This defensive structure is [censored] woeful. If pressure is 5% off it's the easiest team to score against in all my time of watching footy. It's simply not sustainable.