layzie

Good scribble, pretty much how my mental scribble went today.

Tag em all Robbo, remember you said that a month ago because of how good we were?

They've learned nicely from the deadhead Essendon fans who boo Collingwood's medal winners on Anzac day. As bad as each other.

We keep losing the lead and never getting it back. We aren't just in a slump at the moment, we stink. If anyone from the positive police wants to stick their beaver like chompers into me for that then go for it.

We need better players 😛

6. Oliver 5. Viney 4. Jordan 3. Brayshaw 2. Petty 1. Hibberd

I've come to post my conjecture here. Except there is none.

Good player

I'll bid 10.03

I exercise my MFC amendment to be really negative for at least the 5 hours after a game..

I agree, JJ was very good. Had more than a fair crack

It's all true and there are patterns but unfortunately the one big pattern I see is a 3 game losing streak. The most worrying pattern of all..

Feel like I've watched the same game on repeat for 3 weeks now. It's in their heads now. I was never at one point confident about our game today, there was this feeling of always being up against it. Fumbling so much in forward half, letting it go back the other way and then Collingwood scoring. It was bogus as all hell, why these games against the Pies always look like slogs where we are playing with bricks in our boots I'll never know. We sucked today, anyone who wants to put a positive spin on our performance make sure you book am appointment with my office so I can slap you straight in your misguided face. You're a stooge and not fooling anyone, how about letting us be negative for a bit and getting it through our systems? You don't have to be a freedom fighter 100% of the time, you can be a regular human being perceptive to others needs, it's actually not a bad way to live, plus you get to choose your own topping. Once again, we blew it. But don't worry because everything that happened last year just repeats itself and we all live happily ever after! Except you deserve to be in a straight jacket you creeps. Birthday tomorrow, gee a fair few of them have been ruined by this match. Can't remember who it was last year who called me out for mentioning it was my birthday and had a problem with it but you need to get a life you [censored]. Have to pony up and face all the "What happened to Melbourne" comments. Ouch. Just one cruisey day please, just one? I think we've blown it, I really don't see any chance at all for top 2 now. Theres just no way. That half an hour of football was never going to be easy but we NEEDED TO PASS THE TEST. We failed, we failed miserably. Everything is not OK and you can go to hell if you think we should be happy with a 10-3 ratio, you stink and wouldn't make it in a court of law. When we bombed it they marked everything, when they bombed it quickly they caught us off guard all the time. When was the last time we let the opposition mark in the goalsquare that much. We failed the test today, a big F. We stunk up the joint and never looked like winning, we're on par now with Carlton for gods sake. We need to take some big scalps in the back end to deal with this, because this sucks.

Trash

At least we get to relive last year again

That's on you Dees never showed me anything to convince me otherwise today, good job. Will get a nice birthday tomorrow, if that [censored] who thought it was strange I said it was my birthday last year wants to rear his ugly head again be my guest. You suck

GG

Seen this coming

Falling to pieces

Collingwood structure is brilliant, we look like we're running on fumes. I will do anything to come out of this with an ugly win today. It feels like trying to scrap for a win in 2014. We have not done enough, I'm not convinced we're going to do enough. Change my mind.

This sucks

Come on

Throw

No chance there for Lever

What the hell happened there? I'll take it but sheesh