layzie

While our streaks over North, St Kilda and Hawthorn have all now snapped. I would really like to somehow get a win over Adelaide whenever we play them. I vowed after the 1 point loss in 21 that we'd never lose to them again.

I reckon we played our grand final on Thursday.

I don't even want to talk about it anymore. There's nothing we can do to help but they do need some help. And a regular psychologist isn't going to be near enough, they need to go to Vienna or something and get a team of the best psychiatrists watching these guys round the clock. How they sleep, how they eat, how they put one foot in front of the other. WE NEED A TEAM. The misses aren't even close, they stink to high heaven. Has Max Gawn ever pushed a miss to the right in his life? Seriously, if he just went right peg every time he'd be Tony Lockett. Tom Sparrow, the worst way to miss a snap from 3 metres out is short. I'd much prefer they go across the face. No-one watches Simon Eishold videos for practice.

Felt like the 'Soft as butter' game from the COVID season where we just refused to acknowledge the other side of the ground. I don't care anymore about results I just want to see us persist with the gameplan that we are trying to achieve. Games like this with the same old method are a waste of time.

They may not be loading but they're definitely a load of garbage.

Absolutely no doubt about that. It flattens the mindset and there comes a point in the game where you just cant get it back. Every team goes through it but Melbourne is hell bent on making it a weekly occurrence.

This bloke had 8 marks inside 50 today. Yes that's the number 8, we're lucky to get that each game. Our once 'No Fly Zone' backline is dead.

How many players on this list can kick a set shot at least 8 times out of 10 when the game is in the balance? I reckon we have maybe 3 absolute tops. The bulk of the list are 4 or 5 out of 10 guys. In games where momentum swings, it stings.

Flatline

Those Port fans behind Melk can kick rocks

It's pleasing the Ratagolia has his one and only good game against us

I can't make this team do fundamentals properly

What a different game this is if we kick those chances earlier in the quarter

Running out of petrol

How the F did qe lack the competence to NOT give away a 50 there FFS

No, no, no

Ouch

We're in this one

Terrible defending

Get us a goal

Petracca beast mode activated

Turner knows when to buy a lottery ticket

That's when you do a dump kick

In news to warm the place where my heart used to be, Kozzie back on.

They have foot soldiers, we have Bebop and Rocksteady