daisycutter

apparently the swans are organising a practice match against the druggies in the hangar

yeah they should be unbeatable on small indoor grounds

too deep for me

and he hasn't even reached his prime yet still a work in progress

yet it was reported that he and andrew still did the 100 x 100 on xmas day!

seems others might disagree https://www.mosquitosquad.com/rhode-island/about-us/blog/tips-prevention/special-diets-for-mosquito-protection-are-banana/

i take it that was a roast?

can't have tmac getting too beefy

harry and meghan doing a porn flick? 😲 now that would put the fox among the chickens 🥵

11th jan is wed

they broke the mould on that one

i'll sneak in an extra wish flag - demons wooden spoon - flogmantle brownlow - tie clarrie and tracc contract extension - kozzie

i always imagined you as an edwardian headmaster wandering the corridors of academia, resplendent in your mortar and gown, with pipe in mouth, twirling your ivory-tipped bamboo cane, whilst hunting down all the billie bunters for some ..er corrective stimulation

there again children are probably more adept at google than adults

show me the child that would understand the word termagent

uncle bitters is demonland's version of w.c.fields. a raffish, drunken cad with a swaggering machismo and an abiding hatred of children. what's not to admire and like?

thanks, red. i have no problems being called a rooster or a [censored] in fact when i was a kid it was common to call male friends [censored] (interchangeable with mate, cobber or digger for some) wow even c.0.c.k (note the zero) got censored

the only solution to such technical loop-holes would be just to add the surname [censored] to the banned names list i'm sure your contacts in the demonland hierarchy could do us that small favour

so, if kozzy hasn't signed with 6 games left in the season..... and keeping in mind the jackson saga.... do we keep playing him or promote someone else?

add me to the pm too, please @Kick_It_To_Pickett

red, you'd better pull your socks up and manage this thread properly before it's too late it's going to the dogs 🥵

commiserations, wcw that's just awful and must be so upsetting. they were part of the family, rip

hwfua's namesake and shame on you for raising it on this sanctuary

what;s happened to the lads, uncle, you haven't mentioned them for ages? did they all succumb to covid? or have you eaten them all? concerned dc