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daisycutter

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Everything posted by daisycutter

  1. i just googled tory (nothing to do with torah torah apparently) and margaret thatcher what a hansome lady, reminded me of margaret whitlam now there is someone who could whip jacky boy into shape
  2. spoken like a true team-australian
  3. it's not that i don't normally enjoy the pleasantries and a little dalliance biffo but ever since you gave me that orange viagra mix it seems to be all over almost before i start i don't suppose you have anything milder?
  4. biffo you are my second favourite prose-master (after ken oath that is)
  5. lucky me. i'm off to the ladies bowls night
  6. you're such a caring chap. it's a damn pity pity you had to leave the brotherhood
  7. just keep it for the weeds and away from the hydroponics biffo
  8. heads-up if you're low on dosh and don't want sponsor logos to date your jumper http://www.target.com.au/p/afl-men-s-guernsey-melbourne/55229159
  9. od apart from being flooged you omitted to add white jumper failed again jb towelled up dees esp the messiah
  10. bow-tie jazza. cravats are for ponces like gillon
  11. you'd love burwood bj. i started 32km east of the g the best part is that it is alpaca-free and has a superior class of foxes (both types) and possums
  12. a reformed non-smoking talking cow
  13. that's disastrous od. another blow to demonland. i blame neeld and schwabby i don't suppose there are any potassium-free bananas out there f log can start searching
  14. you should know better od daily bananas is one of our non-negotiables we expect more leadership from our older posters we don't want this thread to ask the afl for handouts do we?
  15. ummmmmmmmmmmm, what's new
  16. i see uni blues are on top of b grade too od
  17. metamucil is so not there biffo dee-luded alerted me to the therapeutic benefits of cannabis oil and i've never looked back since
  18. yeah those 11am starts are killers
  19. moonie just collapsed into apoplexy
  20. given craigieburn is a suburb of greater romsey i expect you'll be at the game bbo? expect an in-depth game report a'la saty complete with player interviews
  21. wouldn't be surprised if jazza has aussie reds bbo
  22. i love bananas so much that i might become a banana terrorist freedom fighter
  23. yep, sadly once a hayseed, always a hayseed......i feel a C&W song brewing...stuff the poetry
  24. oh dear this is a bottom up thread, normally it stays towards the bottom oh and if you look at the posting count it is dl's most popular thread consider this dl's percy beames bar
  25. oh how i wish but let's not talk about impossible hypotheticals od

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