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  1. daisycutter replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    agree jack but what if the remaining 5 all (or some) commit a curnow-like indiscretion between now and tuesday unlikely i know but it could shift the dynamics and hence the possibilities
  2. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    thanks, danny, you've helped to lift the fog a little though i had hoped your life coach special robert might have chimed in with some pearls of wisdom
  3. daisycutter replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    hmmm......one year.......whatever it takes
  4. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    so do i od, but my gs is stealing them think i might send a letter to danny katz for advice
  5. if weideman's medical check showed no problems i'd expect it would have been publicised i wonder if the lack of news is indicative of anything? just thinking aloud
  6. daisycutter replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    darn, you realise jack, you have just lit a big fuse under olisik which could last a decade
  7. this is doing your head in, isn't it olisik? not many days to go then you can either go bezerk or get drunk from joy
  8. think he might mean the physical checkup by doctor (medical)
  9. daisycutter replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    don't disagree with this except i don't think it's right to just call him an outside mid. he certainly doesn't just hang around the fringes looking for easy candy. i saw plenty of inside mid work with exceptionally good and fast first option disposal. great awareness plus for someone to average the number of possessions he did in the shorter quarters played in u18 means he must be winning a bit of ball and knows where to find it i'm sticking with him for p3 and best available tall fwd left at p7
  10. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    as religion is so topical, here are a few corny funnies (don't blame the messenger) ============================== A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here." ============================== StuieI was walking across a bridge one day, and saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So he ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. StuieI said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ? "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist" "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" Stuie said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. ============================== A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!" ==================================
  11. daisycutter replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    it's darcy polish for me
  12. or another dane swan? agree he's not polished, but he does know his footy and he's a bit of a bull, at least against u18's but, i can't see him as a top 10 and he won't be around for our 3rd pick, so i don't think he'll be in our sights
  13. yep, we must be ever vigilant there are standards to be upheld
  14. ta, i've seen that one........thought he was referring to something different
  15. i think the press is just playing with us, changing their predictions all the time just create some excitement and intrigue let's face it the players haven't changed in the last 3-4 weeks just the press trying to be the news themselves don't get too sucked in
  16. more interested in the medical, esp scan results
  17. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    funny, i heard crabs were your speciality, bbo
  18. daisycutter replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    14th includes academy players if you include academy players in draft our first pick won't be 3. will be 5 or 6
  19. daisycutter replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    and wiedeman, curnow at 20, 22
  20. daisycutter replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    i suspect you are right and she brings out her phantom draft a few days before the draft when she's collected all the clubs last minute leaks, so naturally gets pretty close (a la toumpas couple of years ago) i'd be more impressed if her last phantom draft was say 2 weeks before draft
  21. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    uh oh! "godwins law" or "reductio ad hitlerum" take your pick
  22. daisycutter replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    let's have a short break from all this ot stuff for your edification......... A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."