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daisycutter

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Everything posted by daisycutter

  1. no bingo foreplay required biffo just rock up about closing time with a spare scooter
  2. no problems there biffo.....i got priorities always fix the herpes later
  3. classic catch-22 huh?
  4. can't tell you od......i'd have to kill you
  5. the one who had our next flag all mapped out in his blue('n'red)print
  6. that's right red.....lets not get ahead of ourselves.......remember cam
  7. sipping?? more like slurping or guzzling. i don't think biffo has sipped anything in his life
  8. Done..........
  9. he's stumped either way i think biffo
  10. as long as he doesn't put his foot in it maybe reeva pinched his allen key and got him pistorius?
  11. what was reeva thinking buying him socks for valentines day especially when he's so highly strung
  12. talking about movies... i hear they are doing a remake of Bladerunner and calling it Bladegunner they're shooting it in 9mm for smartphones
  13. if he was half a man he'd take it on the shin
  14. oscar may not have worn the pants but he called the shots you sound a little pistorius biffo
  15. and "Silence of the Limbs" the prosecution is looking a bit weak they claim oscar shot reema with a 9mm pistol that's one seriously small pistol
  16. don't think they have any culinary skills redleg. probably just eat it raw they do like the tails on their 4wd aerials though
  17. nearest alpaca-kicking-centre is wantirna foxes in romsey? yes, but they have a very low life expectancy
  18. the defence have big problems biffo like how do you de-feet an amputee? i'm looking forward to the nextv oscar winning movie from frank darabont and stephen king - "The Sawn-Shank Redemption"
  19. of course there isn't, the foxes wouldn't allow it that's why i said "i'm going out to kick an alpaca"
  20. that's just a shot in the dark defence biffo .......now i really gotta go
  21. yeah he cried a reeva bet he's kicking himself now.....oh wait a minute past my bedtime now.................to be continued
  22. a bananacratic country indeed
  23. just remember what lordweaver said biffo "let him without shins cast the fist stone"
  24. probably, but he'll be ok if he doesn't shoot himself in the foot
  25. apparently there are a few inmates in pollsmoor looking forward to winning an oscar

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