daisycutter

did you know that statistically oscar pistorius jokes are twice as funny as heather mills jokes

there's a moral here somewhere beware of a sawn-off man with a shotgun maybe he was caught short and couldn't get the toilet door open

c'mon biffo, that was just prosthetic. lift your game man

dopey cops couldn't find any footprints either

if you crossed oscar pistorius with ita buttrose would you get shinless lisp?

i felt sorry for oscar when the cops turned up and asked him to surrender his arms

yeah that was the first thing that hopped into my mind too

thata a bit artificial biffo. you're bending the truth. i don't think it will stand up

as long as he doesn't shoot off his mouth he'll be walking er limping

though there is a blade of truth in this, he will still walk

not me but i think masahiko "fighting" harada quite enjoyed it (not the english sub titled version but) the lads should enjoy watching it while they plan their next fox hunt

oscar pisstoverus will walk (NPI), mark my words

sheesh guys, that's the last time i share an amusing little pic with you neanderthals go and beat up stuie or moonie i'm going out to kick an alpaca

i don't do as well as the local zimmer frame repair man though

true, true bbo but fancy getting a plastic surgeon to lop off your legs just for publicity ffs this is not india (or romsey)

Shock, Horror, Kim Kardashian has just had both legs amputated

nz import them cheap........we don't

where's lordweaver when you really need him? was he 426'ed?

as much as blazers and JB?

did you break the angle grinder bbo?

jazza, here is a pinup for bbo

so, 426 eh? how long to peel a thousand bananas? some of here achieve that weekly - LOL

there goes my potato daiquiri.......damn

what's happened to hannibal? tipping point? 426?

how's that itch coming along bbo? it takes longer than your 2 weeks from a bad to a good haircut too oh the schadenfreude