daisycutter

best we all wait till end of year and melksham has done his time and paid the price he'll be starting then with a new sheet and we can judge him on his football ability instead

yes, mr leg needs to look further than the Athenaeum and Savage clubs to get a decent milkshake

flavoured milk doesn't have the bubbles or icecream

hmmmph, that's the last time i make you the recipient of my largess, bbo. biffo told me you weren't too fussed about quality issues so how was i to know you were suddenly going to go all hoity-toity on me? fcs

here ya go, bitters, desert boots from aldi https://www.aldi.com.au/en/special-buys/special-buys-wed-4-may/wednesday-detail-wk18/ps/p/desert-boots/

danksville od, i believe it's north-west of clenbuterourne in thymosia

another martian, obviously. you're not paying attention od.

you're confusing him with milk malthouse i think or maybe jake milkshambles?

well od, they do say "men are from mars, women are from venus" but the only man i know from mars is kevin sheedy

who are you? and what did you do to od? people are talking.....

Melksham said that?

thats a very short scarf

not for drinking, but as personal protection

reports rancid offered 2 games for a guilty plea - to be confirmed

you been reading history, jc?

i wan't to go drinking and clubbing with jv

just as well viney isn't any taller, else rancid's head might have ended up in the crowd

damnit, i knew there was something i was supposed to do today

and ernest, from dna analysis it seems that the neanderthals were giving homo sapiens a few sex lessons 100,000 years ago. OD could probably remember.

that's falking freaky, biffo

re the english lads not looking reminded me of france's most notorious serial killer dr. marcel petiot who before being guillotined in 1946 said to his witnesses "gentlemen i ask you not to look. this will not be very pretty"

blank memories best describes it mable, absolutely nothing worthy of remembrance, sadly, unless you are into animal husbandry abnormalities

in that case you'd certainly be noticed out romsey way, mable. not that you'd ever have reason to go there

that would be a masseuse then, bbo, unless gender indeterminate

my wife calls that selective hearing, nut