daisycutter

dee-luded's not, i'm not. guess i'm a prat then

so, next time don't ask

reminds me of the spartans. Philip ii of macedon sent a message to the spartans " "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city." to which the spartans replied "if". philip and his son alexander (the great) declined to invade sparta.

diets all wrong, earl. you need to talk to its time over on the paleo thread .....and give up those cuban cigars

try running around the clothesline 100 times twice a day - no charge for advice

"thye dees" you really are "old", od

whilst ldvc points out that this was not a criminal court conviction, it should be pointed out that burden of proof, whilst lower than a criminal court was still higher than that required for a civil court. regardless a conviction in all is still a conviction

spot-on ldvc. it's semantics. what would you prefer though as a title?

hmmmm. dunno. presume/hope roosy would have checked it out

we'll have 16 flags by then. he can be part of the revival

i'm not a friggen charity you know moonie.

gigolo, moonie, gigolo.......sheesh......but thanks for the appellation of being considered a young man even if misguided

well i've never ever worked under any scheme of being paid for accumulated sick leave, moonie. seems wrong to me and it's nothing to do with health unless you mean getting paid for good health

how do you accumulate sick leave, moonie? does that accumulate every time you go to work with the flu rather than staying at home?

is that some new synthetic version of LSD, bitters?

didn't someone remind you that term 1 has already started?

not sure it was voluntary in those days, choke

sorry earl, but if i told you i'd have to kill you. i'm sure your good understanding of er such delicate matters will explain my reluctance and as you know i naturally shun any publicity for my good deeds, unlike a certain shane .....

you eat millions of tonnes of bananas in a year, earl? well not good enough. i eat trillions of tonnes in just a week!

some interesting banana facts Country Millions of tonnes Percentage of world total Table 1: Production (2012) India 24.9 18% China 10.6 8% Uganda 9.8 7% Philippines 9.2 7% Ecuador 7.6 5% Brazil 6.9 5% Indonesia 6.2 4% Colombia 5.3 4% Cameroon 4.9 3% Ghana 3.6 3% All other countries 50.2 36% Total world 139.2 100% Table 2: Exports (2011) Ecuador 5.2 29% Costa Rica 1.8 10% Colombia 1.8 10% Philippines 1.6 9% Guatemala 1.5 8% All other countries 6.0 34% Total world 17.9 100%

i'm sure the wig makers guild of america might see it differently, eh?

you wan't scary, earl, just wait till donald trump runs the world if we could survive scary kevin707 (and his own party called him worse) i think ol' barnaby wouldn't be too scary

well he is a country member no doubt all our many country members on dl will rejoyce

i think the local citizen's militia might have a strong "opinion" on that, bitters, if you were to try

that's maisie?