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I'm coming with....

If we beat Geelong and the Kangas this year, I'm going to 'like' every h_h post!

Nope - both part of the pact. Signed in blood....

750k? Gee whiz...and he does a knee? Wow. Clubs are getting desperate. I hope our club stitches up Hogan ala Freo with Pav....they managed to hold onto him.

No, no, my mail came in late last year. It wasn't a witches' coven or some sorority prank....a group of players pledged that they would all sign on to see how far they could go. That's all. No need to believe me.

Believe it or rot, M But, isn't it all unfolding as reported??? Hmmmm?

Youse all still don't believe my mail about 'the pact' did ya? One by one, the cards are falling into place. I think it would be remiss for any AFL club to pay overs for GWS players....their reserves get a bigger attendance than their seniors! And, they're all recruiters! Oh well, move onto the next big fish....

The HG Monaro? Good, the super's still intact My HK panno is going slowly....unpicked badly damaged quarter, ready to weld anotheree in, but I'm still practising! I'm terrified I might wobble it! I'm well, thank you. Anyhoo, we'd better talk footy....how good was Wattsy on the weekend?

Grimes was smashed against Port. If he comes back, he must make it impossible for the selection committee to drop him again!

Speaking of kicks, who lethal is Gus' left foot? Ridiculous!

There goes that panno resto, markc. Aside, from that toe, I hope you're well.

Watts is easier. Soft, blah! Blah! Shits himself, yada! Yada! Number one pick, omg, omg! See?

I know one thing, od...i have NEVER been 7 under in my golf. One day....

We were stiff he kicked straight, od. Like my putting, he's had the yips for a couple of years now....

Big call - there's been some narrative bordering hysteria over a period of time. It's close, though....

How long was he on the Adelaide list for? I agree, started like a champ, but has really fallen away...

He normally kicks 1.6. Ffs, we were stiff.

JW....again. Wowee. Let's talk about how we're going to develop Ben Newton, who has no regard for his opponent.

Newton's a worry. Needs more time? Can't see it working for him.

His tackle and goal was soft. Here's a template - feel free to use: 'We got done today, Watts was soft. It was his fault we lost...did you see that effort on (insert name)? Plus, he was shaking hands with his opponents'

Three bad misses. Pedo, Tommy M and Howe..

Wow! Honestly, this is an unbelievable rant....

What was the attendance?

Watts was fantastic today. Matt Jones...thanks for your services. Enjoy Casey.

Good bet!