Ghostwriter

I don’t get it Where’s @Demonstone when I need him?

I’m curious as to what word has been censored here. None of the regulation 4-letter blasphemies would make sense 🤷‍♀️

Thanks QD but I really don’t think I’ll poll well in the Brownlow this year for several reasons: I’m up against Naicos, the umps don’t like Melbourne, and I’ve never played a game of footy in my life.

An incredible win by the Cats. But not surprising at all when you factor in their fixture (12 games at home), their ground (weird-shaped and nobody else gets to train on it), their kick-arze facilities ($ was never a problem) and call it conspiratorial, but their ability and wherewithal to get superstars without breaching the soft cap restraints. They couldn’t fail if they tried.

#NostalgiaRush🥹

Not sure if I misread it but this is the first time Geelong has beaten Hawthorn in a knockout (sudden death) final since 1963. That’s nuts

Do you know what the expression ‘Sour grapes’ means? I don’t see how it applies here.

So that’s what Tracc’s problem has been all along.

What’s stopping you? Besides, any team would be this great with Geelong’s manipulated, magical, mysterious salary cap goings-on.

I’m starting to think you might not rate Jack Martin.

Just under 100,000 people at this game. That’s huge. I reckon that’s more than what tomorrow’s game will get.

You dropped the ball there, dad

Tell me you’re watching weightlifting right now (?)

If Bailey Smith does win it, it will accelerate the rate of the Brownlow’s slide down the respect ladder at the speed of light.

At first I thought don’t be ridiculous! But nothing surprises anymore in all things AFL

Yet he’s third favourite for the Brownlow 🤷‍♀️

Hawks fans inconspicuously removing their wizard hats…

Glad to see that smug look disappear from Sam Mitchell’s dial.

We can hope. That’s all we can do.

Just an observation: I reckon Tom Hawkins is modelling his commentary style on Jack Riewoldt. Same inflection, cadence etc. except with Riewoldt it’s natural, with Hawkins it’s forced. I said it was an observation, I never said it was an interesting observation 😜

Whoa, Thanks. You just reminded me to take the washing off the line 😅

The fact that we’re discussing a possible suspension that hinges on the outcome of another game (tomorrow night), tells you how corrupt the MRO system is.

I thought his right arm was released before he hit the ground but not in time for him to pull it free therefore he landed on it as though it was pinned.

Me: Googles Esther Williams Laughs

But, but… Ginnivan and Watson and Sam Mitchell 🤮🤮🤮 I’m also going for Geelong (for premiers) because I want our new coach to come to us on a high 😅