Ghostwriter

Well, I clearly have nfi because it turns out it was a 2-all draw. I only saw the White team’s celebrations which were way more conspicuous than those of the Red team. Clarrie says the White team would’ve won if his teammate hadn’t missed an easy one. He didn’t name which teammate that was.

Two separate groups running/walking around the boundary. Bowsa says it’s a heart-rate test.

Goal kicking practice now. The rehab group only.

It’s a WHITEwash thus far. Game over. I wasn’t keeping score but White are the clear winners.

Keith the physio says Maysie’s out for a period “yet to be determined.” He said it’s not as serious as Maxy’s larynx injury. I asked if the culprit’s initials are TOM CAMPBELL. 😂 I said to Keith it’s not good to have Maysie out but it shows the boys are going in hard. He replied, “Yes! They certainly are, and we love it. We absolutely love it.”

Luker, Marty, Kolt, Melk and Judd training away from the main group. All looking good. The rest of the boys are playing soccer. Red vs White. I’m tipping white to win because Clarrie’s in that team

Anyone who isn’t here at Gosch’s yet but was planning on coming, maybe don’t bother. They’ve been out here for a while and the session is still only 30 minutes in length. Good to see Jai out here. He and Maysie are exercising with Keith the physio. Got a thumbs up and a big smile from Jai, he’s in great spirits.

That’s fine by me. Soiya 👋

I’m too tired to explain why this is the stupidest thing I’ve read today (and I’ve read parts of the GameDay thread!) *MASSIVE SIGH*

@The Jackson FIX… I see you’ve doled out a couple of 2-week spell suggestions. Got any left?

She’s only just today decided she likes footy, and you’re pencilling her in for reports??! #CuttingSomeone’sGrassMuch?

This makes me smile.

Anyone who’s gonna be watching our game on Foxtel/Kayo, look out for bits of a promo Fox Footy filmed in January (featuring 12 of our players and some of us from the DA), snippets of which will be shown throughout the year during our matches. If you spot an easily excitable, very animated gal in white jeans, a #18 guernsey and more red n blue ribbons than a Spotlight store… it’s not me

The rain’s set in. It’s meant to stop by 3pm but who knows, coz Melbourne. It might be 36 degrees at 3pm, it might be 13 degrees, again, Melbourne. 🤷‍♀️

And let’s be honest… a significant portion of our fanbase won’t attend because of the rain.

Yep you know it’s GameDay when it’s 10am and already you’ve had three coffees and five cigarettes and you’re about to crack open your first Red Bull. I slept terribly last night, can’t imagine how our debutants slept. I even dreamt about today (spoiler alert: we won!). The weather makes today tricky… not in terms of the match. Rather, what to wear. 😅 A poncho is the only cert. ☔️🌧 All things considered… We’ve got this! Dees by The Bison - 19pts GO YOU MIGHTY DEMONS! GIVE ‘EM HELLLLLL It’s The Bison’s birthday! Let’s hope he has the best birthday present ever… a win on debut!

Bailey Scott may still be a chance.

Ima bail on the Centrelink Cup match and flick over to the North match. Slim pickins tonight. 😭

Somewhere in the 1970s there’s a porn actor missing on set.

Poor bugger.

The horror, THE HORROR! #BannerNightmare

Hmmmm that’s strange. I was there the entire time and I didn’t see the players hugging a creepy person 🤔

That’s regulation Jeffo. He always looks like that. It’s funny you mentioned him looking nervous because the last thing I said to him today was “No need to be nervous, Matty. You’ve got this!” He said, “I’ll try (to not be nervous), we’ll see how I go.” But yeah, he’d be nervous.

What happened to your idea of doing a podcast? Also, you expect me to consider the idea of a post-game segment with you when you leave the apostrophe out of the title? PS: I’ve told Jeffo about you in the past, about how you’re a big fan of his and how you’ve been gunning for his selection for ages, etc. Today I told him my mate (that’s you PF. I pretended we’re friends) is rapt that he’s been named. He said, “He’ll be behind the goals with you?” I said, “Nah, he’s not even going to be at the game.” He nodded slowly and had the look on his face of Cool, my biggest fan won’t even be there. Shame on you PF! 😝

I approached BT and said, “Hi, BT. I’m roaming Ghosty.” He said, “Oh no” and actually looked a little frightened 😅 and much to my disappointment he was really nice. I hate it when that happens.