Ghostwriter

There’s only 24 hours in a day. That’s not nearly enough time to stalk, I mean, check in on an entire team. Disclaimer: to no one in particular but just in case it’s needed… I don’t really stalk the players nor do I make light of stalking in general. This is a long-running joke on here.

Australia, for one example. Half of my siblings were born in Australia and half in Ireland, all to the same two Irish parents. My siblings born in Australia are as Irish as the rest of us. Ie, your ethnicity isn’t always based on where you were born.

Idk if it’s been mentioned on here already but the players have four days off which is why there’s no training session today. They’ll be back at Gosch’s on Wednesday.

Yes. Toby’s Chinese mother was actually born in China so he qualifies.

I can only go by what they tell me and I know that just because they refer to themselves by a particular term doesn’t automatically mean that I can. Therefore I always ask if it’s appropriate for me to use the term. Anyways, I didn’t know it had another meaning so I’ve learned something today and that’s always a good thing 🙂

Hey, say the vowels in CELINE DION in order and aloud.

Is it a coincidence that every player Geelong nabs just happens to want a farm? Jeremy Cameron has said he never thought about having a farm but he’s happy to have one now. Dangerfield and whoever else it was from Geelong dangled a carrot in the form of a farm in front of Clarrie. How else are they managing to not blow the salary cap?

Right???! 😂

This is how they refer to themselves. I always ask if it’s appropriate for me to use certain terms and in this case it’s fine, according to the brother boys. 👍🏽

Textbook Justifiable Homicide right there

Never underestimate the power of the brother boys. I knew nothing about this until Matty Whelan and Roy explained it to me. Our brother boys are extremely tight and although he’s only 23yo Kozzie plays an important role in the mentoring of Ricky Mentha. The group is growing and imo this bodes well in terms of Kozzie staying with us.

Geez you know you’re on the slide when you get a knock-back from PF. Soz just thinking aloud.

Selwyn is preparing a report as we speak. At this stage I’m on Nail Protocols.

And wouldn’t that mean Kolt won’t be able to play for six months? This is what I heard at training.

Would they have put Bellanie in a Melbourne guernsey on team photo day if his heart is somewhere else? Methinks not 😁 Some of the children of the players were in guernseys but not all, so clearly it was optional. Along with Ardu’s sister (who’s also her best friend) living close by in Melbourne, Kozzie’s sister has moved to Melbourne too.

Is there another GW on Demonland? What a coincidence huh.

Yep. But the players don’t know about it 🤭

You’ll be pleased to know that training at Casey on Friday the 14th of February is an open session. Start time to be announced this Tuesday. All the usual activations (despite kids being back at school) but sadly no sausage sizzle. Since I get to watch training, I might pull up a deck-chair next to you PF!

Also maybe because some of them are still growing (?)

His foot apparently.

Thanks, Dub. Very reassuring. Now can I come to you any and every time I’m freaking out about something? 😂 For starters, I broke a fingernail this morning. It’s a blue one (half are blue, the other half red… yes, I’m a nuffie), please tell me everything will be ok. Lie to me if you have to! 😃 PS I lied. Six nails are blue, four are red coz more blue than red. PPS footy can’t start soon enough 😂

“Bribery by cake” that’s the lawyer in you 😂 if ever I’m up on a murder charge for *taking out, say for example, an Essendon supporter, I want you to defend me in court. * don’t worry… it would definitely be by accident

Oh, we can complain. Ken Oaf we can complain. 😝

And Melky’s hamstring???? What’s going on? This is like a bad dream

Why would anyone feel silly? In the absence of a reason people are gonna talk about possible reasons. It’s called being a human.