The Cult of Disco Turner

Clarry just does not have the skills to play this style.

HOLY [censored] WHERE HAS THIS BEEN

sigh, it’s the hope that kills you. I am ready to be devastated in approx 2 hours.

A new era of Deetime???

Everyone knew Petty would look amazing up forward…right?

The supporters on the train in on the Belgrave/Lilydale line all look like we’re headed to a funeral 🤣

Easter isn’t the only resurrection happening this weekend, people. Dees by 3 points. Maybe. Or we lose by 100…

I’m gonna go ahead and guess you’ve not been privy to some of the info that a lot of others are on this topic. Absolutely no.

Xander McGuire being a sideline “reporter” this year remains just an awe inspiring display of nepotism.

“1 lousy flag” has to make it into the Demonland “hot takes” Hall of Fame. I’m having a good chuckle to myself imagining demons supporters crying tears of joy after waiting a lifetime to see the Dees make it to the pinnacle of the sport and you’re just like “who cares it’s one lousy flag!”

I like the changes.

Someone else mentioned this on another thread but it feels like Trac is going to be the captain next year and he knows it.

No Patrick Voss and Juddy and Jeffo back?? Light work. Dees by 91. (This is a joke don’t yell at me angry people)

Yeah I’m in the same boat. I want to believe this is the (horrific) “growing pains” of a new gameplan that we can see glimpses of occasionally. But then I go back to the fact that so many of the players don’t seem to be giving much effort...which can’t be explained away by “growing pains.”

I appreciated that he came out and said something. Rather have that than silence. However I did have to laugh that we are such a bin fire that it’s only 5 games into the season and we’ve already gotten a “don’t panic!” letter.

You know things are going really well when you get a Monday morning letter from the club’s interim president trying to provide reassurances. 😆

2 goals in a half. 2 GOALS IN A HALF?!

Or people just have different views on this… I’m not thrilled with the selection either but no need to have a go at people because they see it a bit differently.

Yep. As someone who works in the PR/comms space I’m not outraged at the sentiment I’m more disappointed at the really poor writing that, as @praha mentioned, is potentially even AI generated.

When the umpiring is this lopsided it’s just a matter of time. Not that we’ve been incredible or anything.

Well, I can tell you from firsthand experience that the Malaysian Soccer League (which starts their games at 9 pm and features the national police academy team in the top tier) has better officiating than this absolute farce of a league.

Good pressure here

I’m not sure there’s an AFL side we could beat right now.

#freekickgeelong

Despite witnessing that GC beatdown last weekend, in the past 5 days I’ve somehow convinced myself that we might win this. I am a delusional moron. Sports are so dumb. Go Dees.