The Cult of Disco Turner

Looking forward to a GC v Brisbane grand final where we all get to pretend the list building in this league is completely equal and fair…

I see Demonland’s resident “Monday morning quarterbacks” have come to this thread in force…

Wow so brave and bold to predict a team that finished 14th two years in a row and has since traded away two AA calibre players will fall…

Still signing up new members

So…was Trac the leak?

Optimistic about the future, excited to watch our young guys develop. If King’s new gameplan is solid, I think somewhere between 9-14th on the ladder feels about right for next year but if things go really well in terms of injuries and young guys taking a step forward, I could see us competing for 7-8th.

This thread was a lot of fun and (for the most part) lacked a lot of the vitriol that is unfortunately pretty common on Demonland. Wish it had worked out but the inclusion of the 2026 first rounder, plus signing CJ and Steele, makes it all sting a bit less.

I have a special distain for Sam Mitchell and Hawthorn so this is a hilarious outcome.

What is this even supposed to mean

Juuust beat me to it

Omg he’s on Lygon Street BH to Carlton confirmed

If we don’t get BH this year, we probably aren’t going to get him at all. Right now we have some leverage with something GC wants, and BH just wants to get back to VIC. Next year we will have nothing GC wants, and BH will probably want to go to any number of bigger, more enticing VIC clubs.

You seem fun

Thank you!

Having another person mention brings back some level of hope though… *so we can have our souls crushed again tomorrow

Ok, so nobody is on the toilet, this is phenomenal progress.

Guys I need all the dopamine I can get, please keep pulling my leg.

When did we hire Luke Sayers???

There is something objectively hilarious about all of us sitting here waiting to hear gossip from some random dude on an internet forum who may or may not talk to a guy at a bbq tomorrow. Loving this binfire of a club does weird things to a person…

If this doesn’t work out and Trac goes for picks, I can’t decide whether I’ll feel bad for the new MFC regime or if I’ll be annoyed with them. I get that our plummeting membership numbers these last two years make it financially unviable to come out and say we’re doing a rebuild and that finals aren’t feasible. But coming out and fully saying that finals are the expectation only to then turn around and ship out two of our most significant players for (potentially) only picks is…not great.

Boy, who are the “happy clappers” now?

“We were going to go through with the trade, but then we heard there’s a fella who occasionally shared bits of info with a bunch of footy nerds on an internet forum…”

Has anyone told BH that he would have the privilege of being featured on the Demon Dash if he comes to us?

PF you changed your username???