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Monbon

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  1. I don't know if this has been brought up before but I note the huge injury list at Adelaide: is Darren Burgess still there?
  2. Good that Rivers was recognized: I have him 4 votes, if I remember correctly. Today is Friday, right?
  3. You must like vinegar wine: to make good wine, you need good grapes: Port tears come from a part of their anatomy called a word starting with b and ending with m.
  4. Great game of footy. On the one hand, Port had more of the ball, forward entries etc - but in the end, you can accumulate as many possessions as you like - Hawthorn First Quarter last game - but you need to put the score on the board. Port are a bloody good side, and to win a game like this without May, Bowey, etc shows the Demons are the goods as well. When you consider that Van R, Billings, Fritsch and Pickett and Salem found it difficult to get involved, considering that Petty is still on the Comeback Trail, the signs are good- especially for a team wrought by shambolic behind the scenes roo-nation, as they'd say in an area north of Melbourne... And how about our new guys: Windsor and Howes????
  5. 6: neale-Bullen 5. Gawn 4: Rivers 3: Langdon 2: Viney 1: Lever
  6. What's there to get? BBO is whoreganizing another orgy? Old news. Escargots straight from the field of the Manor would have been much more interesting...You can guess my age: the days of whine, women and song are way past. I'm deaf for a start and a victim of God's even-handed justice. In other words, Muslim men might get down on their knees to praise Allah for not making them a 'woman', but older men - alte kakkers like me - pray every day to maybe be able to pass 'water' straight into its bowl instead of its perimeter just once, for old times' sake...
  7. Is that short for Snails and Marinara?
  8. He is one of real heroes: a full-time 'Goer'. Hats off!
  9. Remember the loss of 2 list spots - Brayshaw and Smith, and the injuries to Turner, Melksham, Macadam, Bowey and Spargo which means in effect Casey are playing 8 men down...That's a lot of players...
  10. Max: Bald men rule. Clarrie: Jesus has arisen. Petracca: Makes spaghetti easy. May: Great: then Ribbed. Lever: We kneed you. Petty: has overcome Toesilitis. Rivers: Flows, full stream. Billings: Cheap god gift. Salem: great smoking machine. Sparrow: made critics flatulaters. Neale Bullen: Oiled, greased machine. Chandler: outback SA charmer. Howes: That? Four runs. McVee: WA Star Bright. Van R: worth three Double-Dutchers. B.Brown: Bin there, again... McDonald: Garden of Edenhope. Viney: Son of Gun. Langdon: Samson complex asphyxiated. Hore: Gives us More. Fritsch: More Germans, please. Windsor: Via German House. Pickett: Proof of God.
  11. Into the Great Wide Open.
  12. Or that his victim changed direction and ran into his foot...
  13. I thought the Bulldogs were good today. I've read some of the above posts which malign them, but had they kicked straight at the start of the last quarter ---Melbourne was simply a better side today. Don't write of the Dogs just yet....
  14. Can't wait for the Wise Men of The Press - the usual suspects, Corneyman, Llordi Lloydie, We wuz Robbo'ed, Nothing could be finer than Carolina Wilson, the spectacled, newly bearded Oracular Man, and such get their mits on the E Coli Wobbler post Premiership Blues syndrome, something NOBODY DARED TO MENTION ABOUT GEELONG because, after all, they could all focus on their favourite Betty Noirs namely the 2021 Premiers, something none of them have ever forgiven Melbourne for.
  15. He's done a Hammy: in the noos today...4 weeks...
  16. Please keep in mind that the Predictors are mostly blokes and women who have not played afl, some of them, let alone footy. They all are asked to comment on things not even Cassandra or Nostradamus ever commented on. Some of them are hysterical Melbourne haters ( yes, I meant historical but my keypad kept changing it ) so who gives a flying can of duck what their mostly uneducated and biased opinions are??????
  17. I used to play alleys when I was a kid. Then I became Tom Bowler, the cricketer...
  18. I am totally fed up with the way the so-called Footy Press has solely concentrated on the so-called shenanigans at Melbourne. [censored], they've lost 4 finals in a row, there's the punch up between may and Melk the year or so before, there's the Smith 'unique' fiasco, and there's the Clarrie saga, and some of them even hint at 'deeper troubles'. I don't recall this much attention to Essendon when all drug hell broke loose, the various shall we say 'dubious' behaviors at the E Coli Wobbler Protected species, and oh, no, there was no twubble toil and trouble at Richmond, Dusty who?, nor have I recalled the mighty ex North Oracle, aptly called The King, mention how any turmoils were handled in his time at a turmoil ridden club, and we won't talk about Lamumba, nor have I hear or read anything about how Geelong, anothery in the line of AFL protected Species, didn't even make the friggggin finals a year after a Flag. Jesu Christe the Western Media is already enough warped in mass manipulation to allow the so-called Footy Pontius Pilates to just totally and constantly just focus on one team. As Leigh Montagna pointed out to Mister Huddo and Pontius King - funny how he wanted to dude to get ten weeks after assaulting a Norf player, where was his voice when Brayshaw was put kaput? - that this kind of 'turmoil' most often unites teams rather than fragments them.
  19. He features in one of my longer Short Stories, called, Learning how to Cook.
  20. But the AFL is not corrupt! Ha effing Ha
  21. I thought P-P was stiff. A Port player turned the poor Crow dude directly into P-P's path...P-P never left the ground with the intention to thump....
  22. It's almost a replica of the Maynard Assault.
  23. UM, weren't we undermanned as well??????
  24. Rudoph the red nose reindeer was also sled.
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