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Weally and twooly, does it matter?????? Or, as I might ask my dear Missus: Please don't be so pedantic.

I hate pedantic superciliousness. After Quarter time - who is 'we', white man, it's them, the Melbourne players, 'we' had nothing to do with it - they- The Melbourne Football Club, kicked 8goals and 18 behinds. The Crows kicked 6 goals 10 behinds. That is, the Crows, elles, essi, sie, were kept in the game by whatever you want to call the MFC's missed goals. Keep pedanticising, Jontee.

Remember they kicked 18 Behinds- straight kicking, game over...

Adelaide actually played good footy in the first and last quarters - I've read so much criticism of them etc. They simply played a better organized team last night. Every Melbourne player put in last night - people have knocked Billings but he gave us some unnoticed crunch and bite, and had he kicked straight he would have been a hero. Petty is now starting to hum, Howes did his share, Windsor is a wonder, Sparrow, Neale-Bullen played their guts out and Van R held onto a few. It was an impressive win against a talented side which only a great defence like Melbouner has at the moment could have stopped.

Che? Who, when? I'm not one-eyed - in fact I wear specs, but my jaw dropped about ten times when the Crows simply threw the bloody thing!

He was good in the first quarter as well. He busted his guts last night. My only criticism is he sometimes reverts to long bombs. We've been treated to how well he passes and, then again, many of his possessions are in the middle of scrimmages and guess who is always in the middle of them? I love the guy.

6: petracca 5: gawn 4: may 3: lever 2: Mcvee 1: Macdonald.

Okay, so the donuts are good too: as is their Perogi.

One swallow is often one too many: it's called a Hangover.

Nah: it's the Cheese cake and Poppy Seed cakes!

My beautiful, bossy, molto talented wife is Polish. When I told the woman at Europa cakes in Carnegie that my wife is Polish, she replied, Polish girls keep you on your toes. I replied, But I'm not a ballerina! My advice to people is: A; I have double Kneemonia. I was previously married to a Phys ED teacher - hence the roonation of my knees. Never marry a Phys Ed teacher. B; Never marry a Polish woman unless you are a good housewife. ( My wife, a published Novelist, playwright, Short story writer has just shown me the new novel she has written. She is a Genius.)

I fought Angels lived in heaven, that Barnsey was a Scoot, and Bon Scott's real mame was Bon Mot.

I don't know if this has been brought up before but I note the huge injury list at Adelaide: is Darren Burgess still there?

Good that Rivers was recognized: I have him 4 votes, if I remember correctly. Today is Friday, right?

You must like vinegar wine: to make good wine, you need good grapes: Port tears come from a part of their anatomy called a word starting with b and ending with m.

Great game of footy. On the one hand, Port had more of the ball, forward entries etc - but in the end, you can accumulate as many possessions as you like - Hawthorn First Quarter last game - but you need to put the score on the board. Port are a bloody good side, and to win a game like this without May, Bowey, etc shows the Demons are the goods as well. When you consider that Van R, Billings, Fritsch and Pickett and Salem found it difficult to get involved, considering that Petty is still on the Comeback Trail, the signs are good- especially for a team wrought by shambolic behind the scenes roo-nation, as they'd say in an area north of Melbourne... And how about our new guys: Windsor and Howes????

6: neale-Bullen 5. Gawn 4: Rivers 3: Langdon 2: Viney 1: Lever

What's there to get? BBO is whoreganizing another orgy? Old news. Escargots straight from the field of the Manor would have been much more interesting...You can guess my age: the days of whine, women and song are way past. I'm deaf for a start and a victim of God's even-handed justice. In other words, Muslim men might get down on their knees to praise Allah for not making them a 'woman', but older men - alte kakkers like me - pray every day to maybe be able to pass 'water' straight into its bowl instead of its perimeter just once, for old times' sake...

Is that short for Snails and Marinara?

He is one of real heroes: a full-time 'Goer'. Hats off!

Remember the loss of 2 list spots - Brayshaw and Smith, and the injuries to Turner, Melksham, Macadam, Bowey and Spargo which means in effect Casey are playing 8 men down...That's a lot of players...

Max: Bald men rule. Clarrie: Jesus has arisen. Petracca: Makes spaghetti easy. May: Great: then Ribbed. Lever: We kneed you. Petty: has overcome Toesilitis. Rivers: Flows, full stream. Billings: Cheap god gift. Salem: great smoking machine. Sparrow: made critics flatulaters. Neale Bullen: Oiled, greased machine. Chandler: outback SA charmer. Howes: That? Four runs. McVee: WA Star Bright. Van R: worth three Double-Dutchers. B.Brown: Bin there, again... McDonald: Garden of Edenhope. Viney: Son of Gun. Langdon: Samson complex asphyxiated. Hore: Gives us More. Fritsch: More Germans, please. Windsor: Via German House. Pickett: Proof of God.

Into the Great Wide Open.

Or that his victim changed direction and ran into his foot...

I thought the Bulldogs were good today. I've read some of the above posts which malign them, but had they kicked straight at the start of the last quarter ---Melbourne was simply a better side today. Don't write of the Dogs just yet....