Chook

This is reminding me a lot of the game against Adelaide up in the Alice. Our best performance this year, and we're doing it again here.

Just breathe dees fans. Just breathe. A lot of game to go. All signs good right now.

Lucky there's no such thing as umpire bias ?

If North makes the finals, we're 9th. And we will have beaten a team in the 8. If we makes the finals, North's 9th. And we will have not beaten a team in the 8. I know which I'd prefer.

Guys on the goal-line stopping knee-high scrubbed goals out of packs really do it for me even more than that. Fair to say I loved Jimmy Bartel play.

Does it sound like I think it's much of an achievement?

Adelaide wins tomorrow and Essendon wins Friday night next week and we'll be set in the 8 without winning a match. So we have that at least…

Love watching Sydney play. Every dumb thing my team does that has me pulling my hair out…Sydney don't do. It's nice to watch a smart team that gets back off the mark quickly, has a guy on the goal-line at all times to stop easy out-the-back goals, and actually delivers the ball inside 50 with some semblance of forethought and strategy.

Their entire team would need to die in a plane crash for us to have a chance…and still they'd kick about 10 goals out the back of our ridiculously high press.

Is there any other kind of pigsty?

I hate Geelong. Beating up on teams at their pigstie of of a stadium.

Woulda been nice to pip the cats at the same ground they beat another team by 130+ points.

Actually we're atomic machines that feel we think.

Freo players must wish they were there.

Free will have to be 40 points up at 3-quarter time before i'll give them a chance at that pigstie.

The "Port Collapses" theory has been Melbourne's best chance of finals for a while now, and the dream is still alive #BradburyPlan

It’s struck us for 53 years in a row. What’s another week?

Slamming mindfulness, Dusty, and Mark Neeld. I admire your deadly wit, but you're not going after any sacred cows there!

Hibberd in the forward line has me bum-puzzled. Goodwin doesn't play ducks and drakes like that. Tom McDonald Mk. II…?

Wow that's pathetic. No wonder we're a joke of a footy club.

I'd be playing a small defensive forward line and kicking grubbers, then locking it in for another stoppage, where our dominant ruckman and great clearance players get to go again.

Mitch Clark may or may not have made a pass at Stef's girlfriend. After that point, it may or may not have mattered. Stef wanted out, and we were doing anything we could to keep Mitch happy.

Kennedy definitely out for this match. Source: http://www.afl.com.au/news/2018-08-13/sore-eagles-spearhead-set-to-miss-again

Need I remind everyone that his first year was wrecked by a bad back too? He sways more than my mum when he moves, and she has scoliosis.

Doesn't mean you should believe in it. Plenty of football followers are smart enough not to.