Chook

Tommy. My boy!

Well done Frost on that intercept mark and quick play-on to advantage.

Melbourne players too focused on fighting than playing footy. Nathan Jones should wipe that captain's smile off his face.

Ohh Tommy!!! Where you been all my life?

That Wagner fumble in the forward line directly resulted in the Fremantle goal there. Wagners are kryptonite for smooth fast-handball chains.

The complete and utter lack of a plan in every single thing we do is just so so obvious.

How many times a game do we see Clayton just hoof the ball as far as he can into the forward 50 with no regard for where it's actually gonna end up?

Reasons #1,2,3,4,5 why they should not be played in our back half.

Steven May is just smashing blokes left right and centre right now.

I too am sick of a minority of fools ruining my day at the footy. The same 22 blokes seem to be the culprits every single week and yet it's been going on for years without respite.

His ball drop is too high. It's an easy fix though — just tell him to lose 30cm.

Nice goal Spargo.

Shows what you know.

Leaning back too far. Foot should be pointed. Head should be looking at the target. Right arm should be higher. 3/10.

I advise you watch the 3rd quarter of the Semi final, Hawthorn vs Melbourne, 2018 stat.

That fan's chances of re-entering the arena in the next few weeks just went up in a poof of smoke.

An yet when you insert goat DNA into a human, you still get banned! Where's the justice there? P.S. Ew...

It's a good team on paper. I'll say that much.

I too wish Jack Viney was a 195cm midfielder who could kick with both feet. But alas he's not. We work with what we have at Melbourne. At least we have Clayton Oliver.

The fan was heard to have uttered "Pardon me thou lime-green insectoid. Wilt though officiate this parlour-game with greater equity henceforth?"

I think there's a third group there. The bunch that think sporting figures are just there for our entertainment and shouldn't hold any opinions or be given any wider plaudits within the community. Those who do must be mercilessly shown their place, for they have deigned to rise up from the colosseum and tangle with forces beyond their ken…or something.

The worst part about this whole thing is that it started the whole "You can't boo a 'champion'" movement. I used to boo whoever I damn well liked. But nuffies boo people because of the colour of their skin, which has kind of ruined the whole thing for me. Now I can't boo anyone! BOOO!!!!!

Nah Richmond just drank their own bathwater. The minute they had a halfway decent season everyone at the whole club celebrated and thought they'd made it. Oh wait no that's Melbourne (the team with the biggest injury list in the AFL this year by the way).

And on top of that, he has IMO the biggest out for a player missing a shot to win the game. In my book, if you take a contested mark to win the game but miss the shot, it's all good. He gave himself the opportunity. I thought the same about Max in Round 1 last year, even though that shot was even easier. He took the mark that no one else could. If it weren't for Wiedeman's great contested mark, we wouldn't have had a chance anyway.