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āKAOS KIDNAP OF CLARRYā
Chiefsā office HOTLINE phone rings
Chief, āHello , yes this is the chief, ( unintelligible audio) WHAT ā¦ā¦ KIDNAP CLARRY?? Yes, Sir right away Sir Iāll put my best man onto it right away!
Dials Phone ā Hello Max itās the Chiefā
Max ā How do I know it you chiefā?
Chief āMax its me the Chief, surely you recognize my voice??
Max ā I donāt know chief it sounds like you but it could be a Kaos Voiceover telekitā
Chief ā A Kaos voiceover telekit?? Iāve never heard of itā!
Max. I know you havenāt heard of it because it hasnāt been invented yet!
Chief ā Well if it hasnāt been invented yet why are you talking about itā?
Max, Coz they offered me a commission on future sales if I mentioned this addā!
Chief @#$%^%$#@*&
Anyway, max you better come into the office, intelligence has just unearthed a cunning KAOS Plot and we must stop them at all costs!
Later in the Chiefs office joined by 99.
Chief āOK Max hereās the storyāā¦
Max, āwait chief is this ultra-High priorityā?
Chief, āYes it is Max.ā
Max āWell then Chief in that case, INSIST on the Cone of Silenceāā¦..
Chief ( Face looking lower than a Shizzenhuisen Carters Top Hat) ā¦āNO MAXā
99 āYou remember what happened the last time you used it, you hyperventilated and I had to Administer CPRāā¦
Max. āYes 99 and it was a very satisfying outcomeā
Chief āNow listen very carefully, KAOS are going to try to kidnap Clayton Oliver at training, CLONE him and sell his clones off to the highest bidder with a new Identity and new face but same playerā
Max ā Gee Chief thatās dastardly, canāt let that happen, Iāve heard his training form has been brilliant, Iāve just put a lazy 100 bucks on him winning the Brownlowā
Chief ā Ok Max thatās the Mission!
Max ā Chief can I take Hymie with meā?
Chief āNo Max you know what he is like around females, The last time he was around 99 He had steam coming out of his ears and was on workcover⦠Intelligence reports that if he sets eyes on Ghostwriter, WCW and the girls he might blow a headgasket and never be the same againā
Max ā OK Chief one last questionā¦.. This series ran from 1965-1970 How the hell can we authenticate this episode 54 years laterā?
Chief ā I just act Max, Iām not in charge of production, logistics, continuity and stuff.
Max āOk Chief Iām on itā
P.F REPORT
No shows as already stated,
Rehab as already stated
Letās get down to it
Skills , Drills and Maneuvers
Ā· Clearly , game plan has been tweaked, chip kicks around, find space and use center corridor to launch into a leading or presenting player
Ā· It appears that players are being encouraged to be a bit more daring in finding separation and presenting opportunities and has already been reported by other posters turnovers were more pronounced this session compared to others
Ā· I think that the wind played a fair bit into the rationale for the above, Centimeter perfect kicks were just missing as the wind was swirly and forced some skill errors, remembering its Goshville not the MCG.
Takeaway 1
Clarry, just methodical with instinctive knowing where to go , what to do and preciseness of delivery. He tackled with intent and is coming back to his mesmerizing best. Came off slightly earlier but didnāt appear injured.
Takeaway 2
Brown dog Junior⦠Yeah, he did turn it over a few times but, he runs all day, has real purpose in his intent and creates separation and options and PACE! A lot to like
Takeaway 3
Bailey Laurie, now Iāve never been a big fan, but clearly he has been working hard on his game. Today he was busy, incisive generally picked correct options and I thought his disposal was very good.
Takeaway 4
Harry Sharp, WILL PLAY ROUND 1, just does the little extra things runs harder, created opportunities and has very good disposal. When he wore the yellow shirt he was very damaging with run and carry very impressed.
Takeaway 5
Trac and Vines were again excellent, Viney is a hard as a cut cat, but clearly now lowers his eyes a lot more and picks good targets. Trac just does Tracc like freaky things and looks content and happy, thatās a HUGE takeaway.
Takeaway 6
Harvey Langford, as iterated previously just looks like he belongs, Loves the ball in his hands and almost teases interception, got caught once or twice BUT once he adjusts to the tempo he will become a vital cog.
Takeaway 7
Kozzy, Roy and Menthamind, ( THE THREE AMIGOāS)
Each one showed a bit of magic and clearly are loving life as Dees, Roy mercurially astounded with a phenomenal goal as testimony to his skill
Takeaway 8
Tom Campbell and Aiden Johnson⦠AT LAST SOME DEPTH.. Um hold on.. not just depth, from what I have seen both will play and make a significant impact to our structures and game plans, both impressive again today.
Takeaway 9
Jack Billings a maligned by some posters here, Look I thought he was clever , creative, ran all day and just made some astute and decisions and executed well.
Takeout 10
Is it too early to bookmark a forward line round 1 of Kossy, JVR and Jeffo?? Frita played high half forward today, but the selection of Jeffo and JVR alongside each other worked well today, Jeffo not as prominent as he has been but gee does he move well and dish of correctly when required!
Anyway, thatās it, just saw something very interesting two guys in grey overcoats were making a move towards Clarry when a guy uncannily resembling Maxwell Smart, produced a lightsaber and whisked them of to the cosmos!
Best of luck to all posters and especially the Goshville Training reporters . P.F