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Dear Uncle Bitters, The closest I ever got to "Knock Shop" was listening to The Alex Harvey band belting out "Next".. a rather dubious song about waiting in line for some , er fullfilment! Sounds like Uncle Bitter, that The Old Sheila spoke in may tongues!?? Hopefully, you didn't have to resort to a cold can of "Tom Piper" Pickeled Tongues in Aspic?? Also, I believe the possibility exists that the Old Sheila's Husband may of expired of cardiac arrest, possibly due to over exersion of the primary directive! I think Uncle, please exercise all due caution as we would not like to see our Favourite Uncle come back with a rare tropical condition which had not yet been catalogued ! All the best PF

Or he can jump the queue and come straight to Dr. Fence Md After all did I not fix your ahh Skin ailment on your Foot Uncle Bitter???

Hemingway, I gotta say it and I say it with heart! I luuurve your style!! PF

Ah the brevity, the empathy, the downright homespun candour of one that really knows!!!!! Uncle Bitter! I remember passing a water way in the beautiful Sth West of Vic recently and I came upon a sign the said " Beware Naked Lights" I was really very very tempted to get a texta and write below it " And Old Flames" But in retrospect I thought Nar I better not!

I think Uncle Bitter that we need to devote subsection of this forum to the "Ask Uncle Bitter" page It could be like.. the old Truth Newspaper column where desperate and dateless entities ( like many on this forum) post specific questions of dubious volition regarding ah um personal and I dare say private affairs! When the "Truth" newspaper was published the section was called "Heart Balm" it was a kaliadescope of very intimate and thought provoking conundrums! I think Uncle Bitter , given your self fullfilling prophesy of all aspects of LUUURVE or (lack of) you might just be the person to assist!! You could call it "Uncle Bitters" "Shagged" but not stirred! Luurve forum!!!

Uncle Bitter is it true that you put in a application to be a part of the reality "Pash" show, Kiss, Bang, Love ??

Win / Loss Ratio doesn't cut it Chook??

I would prefer half a Dunn to a full Oscar Mc Donald!! Anyone else agree??

You are kidding!! I dout hat this would have entered into his mind!! Spur of the moment, Frustrated and given his will to win at all costs understandable but not totally forgivable IMV

As long as the footage doesn't appear in Australia's funniest home videos I should think he would breathe a sigh of relief!!

Parrk he is good enough to get the footy Sheeit this enforced layoff will be like solitary confinement in a straight jacket! Sheit Jack.... Learn well from this son!!

Indeed!! now he has popped a knuckle that requires surgery!! Barrassi made Crackers Keenan wear an orange jumper at training and had him running laps in the opposite direction to training drills! when rubbed out in crucial finals game I would do exactly that Bad timing, Bad Temper, shocking reactions to tagging Hang him out to dry!! Needs to wise up quickly , Lest the word will go around stir him up and you WILL get a reaction!! 3-4 week for a Popped Knuckle FMD I reckon Todd would be "Livid"

Can't be too Flawed the umps LUUURVED IT!

An absolute disgrace and yes he has a very punchable melon!

Luuurve ya work Hemingway!!

Hnmm Cairo.... Climbing Pyramids and maybe just the odd softly softly softly!! As potential Mayor Goldy Wilson would say Hnmm Mayor..Like the sound of that!

Interesting and if I may add a "Social Comment" I have often been refered to by friends, relatives, peers, enemies as a 'Different' cat! So be it! the world is full of acolytes who do nothing to create interest. Whilst not talking about Maelstrom ( no it' s not an Uncle Bitter after shave) I like variation to the norm as long as it doesn't rattle my cage harmony! Maybe I am NQR and or Eccentric! Many on this site also might agree not just me but see the Esoteric in themselves!? I think this Thread really is the most interesting on Demonland. Wierd, Wonderful and Wacky ! Just the way I like it!

I HAVE JUST SAID THE WORD AND YOUR SOUL, MONEY AND VISA HAVE BEEN GRANTED !!

Sheeeit....!! Uncle Bitters, Biffo, Daisy Cutter, Maple Dee, Old Dee maybe one or two others and yourself Hemingway as "Forward Scout" would appear to be a great party of eclectic visionary travellers!! When do we leave!????

I think Dr. Fence MD is in!! What can I do for you???????

YONNIES !!! YONNIES /? Why Uncle Bitters haven't heard that saying for a loooong time! I used to chuck Yonnies at Cats. My Dad used to chuck halfpenny bungers at em, he hated Cats! Funny to watch. he'd sit there with a [censored] in one hand and frothy in the other on the verandah ( we owned a largish property in those days) he wait for any sign of a cat calmly light the end of a bunger fling it at the cat the cat would look at it not knowing waht to do and then Kaboom! Never killed or maimed any but sheeit did it have the desired affect! We stopped having Cat problem and they migrated elsewhere probably the next property Yonnies! GOLD!

I'm happy to offer free Audio Visual material to help heighten the senses!!

Dear Uncle did you watch the link to the "Rum Martinez" that I supplied you with last week? I would be very interested in your opinion of this and more specifically would you or any other Demonlanders try it?? Link resupplied for those interested! Takumi watanabe 【Rum Martinez .url

Puree 2 or 3 Bananas into Milk and there you have it!!

I remember when I invented the choc spearmint shake at the local milkbar when 1 part Chocolate and i part Spearmint were added to ice cold milk and double malt!! Delicious!!