Fritta and Turner

A destination club....

So I am sitting in the local coffee shop - you know the one, where the oldies turn up for a smile, cheery hello and coffee. Pants Off Australia? I look at the ladies behind the counter which gets me thinking : I can make the ladies laugh, make them cry, but pants off, No. Pants Off Australia? I look at the friendly chap at the next table; he seems to have an outbreak of barnacles....Pants off I hope not. Pants Off Australia? Perhaps it is political, some very very late news of Malcolm Fraser.... Ok, I give up perhaps Australia has won the hosting rights to the next Sexual Olympics.....Pants Off Australia.

Perhaps there is not enough money in the salary cap to entice players to move. As for third round picks, well the success of the Dees is with picks under pick 40; not 3rd rounders. Exceptions are TMc, rookies Jordon and Harmes, and ANB who is on the cusp. (Hunt yes, but not in the premiership team). The only fail so far is the Weid. So trade away your 3rd round picks.

Same here.

Hope so but will Salems hamstrings last... Probably Oliver but the way he started, Bowey

Speak for yourself.....

Right, as a community service I am going to remind every dogs supporter I meet that we pumped those puppies by74 points.

I hope we get a photo of Noel, and others, with the Cup.

Angus and ANB for disposal. Hibberd for having mastered the art of appearing to almost tackle/spoil/smother etc Brown for looking absolutely ridiculous in a MFC jumper

With Henderson retiring I thought the Cats would be harder to beat but on hearing this news I am not so sure.....

What type of unnatural act is that?

I know I am old fashioned but are the Dogs upset that we sang their song and not that we publicly humilated them by 74 points on the national stage?

You might want to ask the Saints what they think about that.

Lov ett. Unfortunately the French are out of favour at the moment.

Awaiting fulfillment.

I'll have to ask my mum on that one

I'm recovering exceedingly well from the damage to my psyche from 57 years of losing

How would they feel if we sang this.... Sons of the MCG Red and Blue We come out scorching Demons through and through......

I remember when we were flogging the Hawks one day a supporter turned to me and said 'You realise that is not Hawthorn out there today'. Thats arrogance. (Who the heck were we playing). I follow Melbourne and dont barrack against other teams. It must be said though that we need to show respect to the MFC because it is as plain as day they are the best team at the moment by 12 goals. it is a fact.

Could have been worse....remember when Adelaide sang 'Oh when the Crows go marching in......"

Someone tall please

I have a mad urge to say Ohhhhhh yes it will; just for the theatre mind you.....really we have got very good at this so lets stick to it....

Pick 31 but as he is an uncontracted rookie I think he is free to leave.....

The mind boggles....

May he come back to the club one day and follow in the steps of Yze