Fritta and Turner

2 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

threads often go off topic

Well post 1, opening line mentionned the Coffee Truck.  I rest my case.  Say no more.

If the Pies are susposedly interested in Bill Frampton, 200cm, Crows, then can we assume the Grundy is gonnneee?

19 hours ago, binman said:

So, if understand you correctly EO - we are going to hammer the lions!

and then we will be The Hammer of the Lions

For a moment i thought it was going to be:

Mr Magoo, you've done it again

13 hours ago, binman said:

Do you like your kicks for free?

When I am in dire straits I prefer money for nothing

(poetic licence invoked)

@kev martin how is the coffee truck performing?  Hit the spot?

2 minutes ago, binman said:

I reckon the bombers should try another succession plan.

Get Jobe 'the wordsmith' Watson in as senior assistant, with rutten as the seasoned mentor type.

Watson to take the reins after two more years treading water.

From a demons and genuine footy fans perspective, I think this has much merit, as I dont think Jobe could coach backpackers to the airport.

Contracted Adelaide defender Fischer McAsey has been touted to join Carlton at season's end, with the Blues looking to bolster their key defensive stocks.

McAsey, an East Brighton product, is currently signed to the Crows until the end of next year after turning his back on reported interest from Victorian clubs early into last season to re-sign on a two-year deal.

Keen suitors in the 21-year-old would be tempted to ask the question of McAsey given his current placing in Matthew Nicks' pecking order, having not featured at senior level since 2020.

Pick 6 in 2019 and at 198cm.  Must be a real bust if he cant get a game with the Crows

Fortune favors the bold.  (Definitely not the bald ok)

Harmes for Sparrow

Never doubted them for a second.  (Don't ask me about minutes)

6. Brayshaw 

5. Melksham

4. Petty

3  Hunt

2  Gawn

1. Kozzie

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

On a much lighter (and way sweeter) note: this is what I bring to our games. (Please don’t judge me)

I call it the “I don’t care about living to a ripe old age” ensemble. The banana is included since I do care about living ‘til the end of the match. 😁

JK. I actually share these around with my comrades. Especially for a double-header like today. I’m a (sugar) loading believer. So if you notice a spike in our energy levels around the beginning of the second quarter tonight you’ll know why. 
You’re welcome!

PS: hey @The heart beats true! We could fill our squadders with nothing but pure sugar for a week and have em all hooked up to a liquid sugar drip and they’d still be s**t-house, amirite?! Someone should start a thread about it!

What do you eat after quarter time?

30 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

Imagine if someone released unknown embarrassing details about the MFC merger & everyone got into a huff & started demanding enquiries & apologies

And imagine if those who were responsible were still in charge.  Adelaide need to be scrubbed clean, which will not happen until Tex leaves.

Half cranky, half nervous, half resigned to fate

Go Dees by 22 points

Tom Hawkins - gargoyle

9 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Would we take Max King ... Hard to say yes with his poor kick, it's worse than our own Max 

Max King is straight out of a Shakespearian Tragedy.  Still kicked 40+ goals though.

(if you want your son to be a good kick dont name them Max)

Absolute disgrace

Gee if we had the saints Lions umps we would have won by 3 goals

There is no Justice League

I would say, No

12 hours ago, 1964_2 said:

No changes” 

So when is Noah Changes going to get a game?  Killing it in the Alternative Football League

I think I have woken up in an alternative universe.

What a joke.

11 hours ago, COOLX said:

On the subject of Naughton will cost too much and he lacks consistency.

At 47.28 how consistent do you want?  6th in the Coleman and better than Fritta.  And he is only 22.

Is there a dummies summary?