Fritta and Turner

Getting nervous.....

Yep, I read the title as

What would i have to do to turn Hogan into May, in like a physical sense.,

So I thought of nights out at the boxing, fancy restaurants, beverages, crap haircut....

but then...

6 drops of essence of terror

5 drops of sinister sauce

(yes you can lick the spoon)

and tip the tincture of tenderness down the toilet.

That should do it.

11 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

And this is why I don’t think ANY music should be played at any stage at the footy.

If they must then it should be aimed at 10 yr olds and younger.  Music from Bluey or Paw Patrol comes to mind.

On a slightly different note I think free kicks went 3+ in the Lions favour.

Has Bevo called for a  Royal Commission?

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Actually, not surprising. At least he gave it some thought, unlike most who are spoon-fed their music and go with Top 40 or the most recent winner of The Voice. Or Gold 104 “classic hits.”

Whats wrong with classic hits?  Burl Ives has some great songs

'A little bit of tear let me down, spoilt my act as a clown'.

Now thats a classic.

No change - emergency list looks like a seniors day out.

7 minutes ago, CHF said:

The trades for Lever and May are critical for this club. Not so much the fact that we got the trade across the line but it reflects the time and work that goes into these situations. 

We have got other trades across the line because of $$$$.

When S May hears the pitch and tells his manager just get him to the MFC no matter what something special is happening.

1 hour ago, hemingway said:

the 4th Estate.

Is that a winery ?(hic)🍷

Awake at 3.00am, mind reeling from the Ukraine, Jacko, China, Brayshaw, Energy crisis, TMcs foot.....and my broken dreams haunted by my late X.....

and now I am Walking on Sunshine, oh yeah.....

18 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Has van Rooyen grown? At the beginning of the year he was listed as 194cm.

Thats a tall 194cm.....

Myself as the medi sub......

Oh Really?

Any value in giving JVR a sniff at the big time?

my mail was see you next season

When Scott was giving 4 votes to Stewart he obviously got confused with the match Review Penalty

2 hours ago, Demonstone said:

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries".

How did you know?

Pick 36....dont bother turning up.....

On 6/23/2022 at 8:24 AM, Smokey said:

I detest his former colleagues, but Josh was probably the least of offensive of that bunch. 
 

Either way, please keep career politicians away from the game I love. 

I will tell Jeff Kennett you said that

28 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

I wouldnt mind having a look at Tarryn Thomas if he wants to leave North at seasons end, looks a dejected player atm.

I suspect the current norf coach will be gone before his contract expires at the end of 2024.

1 hour ago, Kent said:

still cant believe Crows gave Stengle away

No but both the crows and stengle have had issues.

And at the cats Stengle has an excellent mentor in Eddie Betts

Not bad for pick 75.  Number of disposals nothing to write home about but if he snags a couple, kicks to advantage fwd, and entertains Toby is in my team.

Blow the siren early so the Saints can go home

Fritta should change his name to Buddy to get a free kick

Has Melksham been handy?

Still smiling.....

Hawks making Shackie and West look like champs.