Red But Mostly Blue

Rivers!

It would be superrrrr Melbourne to lose this. But it's ok friends, we've got this.

Love Langdon's commitment. And my word I love Rivers. Let the record show.

Great work by Spargo, would have been great to cap it off with a goal.

Dead eye Fritter. Never in any doubt. ...

What a complete and utter waste of an i50 entry.

I think Baker is still being held... Maybe the umps might catch on. Or care.

Toby hit by a high foot!?! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Forever. Happy to play a man down.

This would be a great time to get... Ruthless (and skillful, smart etc.)

High Tackle ... FOR MELBOURNE? !!!

Lever ☹️ Hasn't been terrible all the time but his errors have now cost us three goals. I realllyyyyyyyyy hate that we couldn't just clear that bloody ball.

FINALLY! Mummy hasn't had his head taken off yet, but at least we've gotten a goal from his thuggery. Really loving Rivers, looking for him to have a big second half. Kid knows what's up.

Ling's umpiring criticism is something (shady) missed against us?! No mention of anything else whatsoever. But apparently the game has had some "big hits". All Mummy no doubt. Coked up thug. Ling's a goose.

Maxxy needs to work on his kicking. Ditto Fritter.

Umps are killing us.

HIGH!!??

Lever is having a stinker. That's another goal in him in very short time.

Very true! It's almost worse to see this, as bad as it sounds? Like, it's abundantly clear the we can do this, so why not before, and why not consistently? I don't know how my health insurance premiums aren't sky high being a Demon...

Q1 observations - What a goal by Trac! - BS 50 against Lever - Generally excellent, great creative movement. The boys look hungry, but... - WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS EFFORT AND INTENSITY BEEN!?!

Here we go... Regardless of the other results, are we going to show some heart? Any actual pride?

Out: Goodwin In: One of those wacky inflatable arm thingies. Can't be any worse and at least there will be some animation!

Hahaha that'd be gold. If this scene happened, I'd actually feel like I got value from my membership. It's interesting though, we'll find out very soon whether any money was behind the couch!

100% (Plus the things you can't calculate like the years of lost talent wasted by crap coaches and the endless supply of do-nothing support staff), and windows of opportunity. Do it right, pay the money. It'll be repaid through shiny premiership cups, medals, advertising, Friday night timeslots, membership, sponsors.

As they say, you gotta spend money to make money! (although I wouldn't know, no money and all haha). But yeah, an expensive (but decent) list (even if I'm not sold on Lyon).