Dee Dubya

Thought about that. They're actually running the Portarlington ferry from Geelong to Docklands with a special tram to the G. Trouble is, if we win it's like being in a funeral procession coming home and if we lose you have to put up with a constant, non_stop commentary of how great so and so played and the patronizing "don't worry-youse will come good soon". Rather be with fellow crazed demons singing the Grand Old Flag all the way home. I'll wait for Danelska who is kindly chasing up a phone number for me.

Thanks Danelska, that'd be great.

Thanks for that suggestion.

A clash of coaches?

Hi all, Does anyone know if the above Demon Supporters bus still operates?

As a practicing wet alcoholic, my heart goes out to you.

How's the hangover?

And on Monday they'll purchase their 2018 memberships and immediately microwave them.

Sadly, more true than funny.

His performance against North? If that's your criteria, then 90% of the team should be traded.

A source here in Geelong tells me that he has rejected a recent one year offer from the Cats, apparently wants more. Has been offered a better offer from an unknown club. Source believes it's from either Port, Demons or another unnamed Melbourne club. Source previously said that living in Adelaide was preferable to living in Melbourne.

On that basis, Jessie Hogan should be traded as well.

Yep, and she produced two good sons as well. One not too interested in sport, the other a mad Demon. Managed to get himself into the MCC tomorrow and asked me what the dress code was. Told him as it was Collingwood's home game, it would be torn jeans and missing teeth.

Funny, I went to school at Braybrook High with Brian, Doug Hawkins and Russell Gilbert. Paul Callery was our PE teacher. Each a legend in their own lifetime. Me, a legend in my own lunchtime.

I married a Carlton supporter who spent a lot of time at Richmond with her tiger crazed uncles. Told her that she would have to convert to Dee's if she wanted to spend rest of her life with me. She has now spent more of her life as a Dee than a Blue and is one of our most ardent supporters at the game. Told me last week that it doesn't matter where we are playing if we reach the finals, we'll be going there.

Reliable source says that Motlop has spoken to Melbourne, Adelaide and one other unknown Melbourne club. Source thinks Adelaide are preferred.