Dee Dubya

Channel 7 reporting that negotiations are suspended until Demonland thread hits 400.

MFC just told Dumbbell no deal, we've changed our mind- Jesse is a required player

He'd probably have an even bigger smile on his face.

Put me down as ambivalent.

Yes, it is.

Bit harsh.

Geelong Advertiser wrote this morning that his ankle injury was severe and comparable to injuries sustained in motorcycle accidents. I think GWS staff will still be in the pub tonight celebrating ridding themselves of a liability.

Wasn't that Chief Catering Officer?

Very thorough. You forgot to state your favourite biscuit.

Bewdy Newk. Another day like today and yesterday and the day before that and so on. I'm starting to grow tired of the alerts from the AFL. Eagerly open the story hoping it could be all done and dusted only to find it's about Knackers McSpackers who hasn't played for 14 months due to a boil lancing gone wrong, leaving Gold Coast for Port Adelaide or someone for pick 98. Oh the humanity.

Sorry, sir. But Enter the Range Rover started it. Shall I now go stand in the corner?

Or number twos.

Ban him again and he'll just be back as Return of the Dragon.

I'd tell you, but no doubt another poster would demand that I prove it.

Well, it's like this: Jesse is 100 % gone, utmost reliable sauce. Jesse is 100% staying, impeccable sauce. Jesse wants $8mil for 8 years Peter Dumbbell is a liar. Jesse doesn't want $8mil Jesse is currently an UFA. Next year will be an UFA. The following 2 consecutive years he is an UFA. Jesse will go to Freo for 1year and return to Melbourne as an UFA. Dumbells are heavy but can fly. Iced vovos are not on the list but are. Tim Tams might be but Chocolate Royals are not. We are receiving 32 combinations of draft picks. It will all happen today definitely. It will all happen tomorrow definitely. AFL conspiracy will make it happen tomorrow night live on tv. Tom Scully is still a krunt. Rinse and repeat for next 20 pages. Jesse's manager says Dumbbell is a liar.

Apparently, the East-West link contract was worth the paper it was written on.

Damn, you saw right through me immediately.

Believe me, Jesse will be a Docker by Wednesday as he becomes an Unrestricted Free Agent on Thursday. Impeccable sauce.

I would've followed up with a mouthful spray of 2008 Grange Hermitage. Then wipe it off his face with my Tom Scully Memorial Cheese Board

Nearly at 300.

Oh well, he'll be a free agent next year?

My Cockburns?

Knobs R I

Pick 18 won't be worth much. ?