Deemented Are Go!

2 more to the tally! Finally got my twin daughters' first memberships finalised, after a reasonably complex scenario was handled with aplomb and relative efficiency by a particular individual down at the membership department. A great customer experience. With their packs unlikely to arrive for their birthday next week, the club says they'll send birthday cards in lieu of the delay - let's see if they come by then! In any case, I can't wait to take them to their first game at the G - maybe Queens Birthday! But my true thanks goes out to @roy11for his thoughtful generosity and getting it all happening - cheers mate ??

A mate of mine personally saw the physical aftermath the morning after a Robbo session, left in the front bar of a certain Fitzroy pub he used to work at. His description of the trashed bar area sounded like something a herd of drunk toddler elephants would leave behind.

Lol Saty on the telly

Go and have a Bex and a good lie down, RTG

That’s putting it politely! ?

Richmond doctors looking at Lynch head clash footage for concussion examination, apparently ?

He’s just awful. Him and Hodge could co-host a show called ‘AFL Blockheads’

You say that with some authority, friend. Care to extrapolate?

Portarlington Demons?

Can anyone confirm if the Yarra Park parking is open today? MCG website says so, but given this weather...

So is the game at 6.10 or 7.10 (Melbourne time)?

https://amp.theage.com.au/sport/afl/four-points-youngster-bringing-energy-to-melbourne-this-season-20210328-p57eq2.html nice little write up in The Age

GO YOU MIGHTY [censored] DEE GRRRLS!!! Such grit against quality opposition - BRING EM ON!! so proud of this group ?

That’s crap. Really dangerous tackle, could've done some serious damage. They need to make a decision on action vs outcome, she could have been paralysed. But Bowers is favourite for the league B&F, bit like the Fyfe one 6(?) years ago when he was favourite, so go figure.

Just saw Goldy do her hammy (?) - anyone seen an update on that? She’s vital to our run off half back

*UPDATE* The girls are now jumping up and down on their bed singing Beastie Boys’ ‘Fight For Your Right’ at the top of their lungs. But I don’t give a [censored]! God I love footy.

‘The Cockburn Smash n Grab’ it shall be known as

[censored] HELL YEAAAHHHH GO YOU DEE GRRRRLS! been refreshing the AFLW app following score , cooking dinner, feeding showering and bed timing kids . Said a dispassionate goodnight to the kids when Freo got up by 1 point, refreshed again and had to go back in for an extra kiss and cuddle, whispering them the final score. They smiled, said ‘go Dees’ and went straight to sleep! WINNING

That would be nice - my turf

Dry ice billowing out of the race, nice touch! right behind the goals next to cheer squad , pumped! GO THE MIGHTY [censored] DEEEEES!!!

Girls play tomorrow evening

My favourite of the night was Hodge, 5 point game with 7.28 left on the clock in the last: ‘the next 5 to 10 minutes will be critical here’

Cotchin must be the only bloke in recent history $hitt1ng himself before playing Caaarlton

The girls are playing Sunday evening, Binman

Anyone know if they’re allowing pass-outs at q and half time?