Deemented Are Go!

One time I got picked up by the cops and asked for a lift home from the station. They replied ‘we’re not a [censored] taxi service, now [censored] off!’ Yet another example of Collingwood Privilege

Suck a massive, steaming, chode of a turd, Collingwood. sidenote; how come Mummy was playing, didn’t he retire? Where was Sauce Jacobs?

And our stirring AFLX Premiership of 2018

RobboCop https://mobile.twitter.com/FOXFOOTY/status/1235814870790148096

Good on you for putting your hand up, Dazzle - an increasingly rare trait these days. There’s a helluva lot of misinformation flying around. And stupidity.

Haha, very good Wise

Or the season?

Confirmed on SEN - McKenna tested positive, was at training this morning. presser are 4.00

Hmmmmm......mmmmmm......raaaagggjhhh.....gaggghhhhhhh

Gil has called a press conference for 4.00.....hmmm...

Haha FROSTBALL! The [censored] and [censored] colours suit him, what a guy.

No DuStY nO TiGgAzzzz

Most media pundits didn’t seem to make this out to be a big deal. If this occured if we lost it would’ve been blown up as a bigger problem. ?

Ablett looks fat

FROSTBALL!! forgot about him

What the hell was that?!

I’m not sure what’s more concerning - the fact you actually took my initial post literally/seriously or your belligerent over-reactive responses. Maybe we misinterpret each other. Good day to you, sir.

Go have your coffee and Zoloft, faulty, dreams can come true.

I just had a really vivid dream where whilst other stuff was happening, the Melb v Carl score line was live throughout. most of the numbers were very specific.. Q1 - Melb 0 Carl 3 Q2- Melb 3 Carl 8 Q3- Melb 63 Carl 21 Final- Melb 138 Carl 38 An exact 100 point margin. #putyourhouseonit #ETandBinmanarenttherealoracles #imaginethegamedaydemonlandthread #Classicmelbourne

Post of the year...just brilliant ???

Yeah fair enough, OD. Tongue firmly in cheek directed at Moonie...

You seem to have the low down here, Moonie. So Stevens’ missus drove all the way around the bay to Malvern to shank him at 1am after learning of an affair? Or did the mistress do it, thinking she was the only one? Or did he do it himself as a crazy deflection strategy? Intriguing and salacious liaisons dangereuses...

https://thehill.com/homenews/498341-south-korea-soccer-club-apologizes-after-using-sex-dolls-as-stand-in-fans-at-empty

Well, that’s it guys, I’m done with footy.