Uncle Fester

Much prefer that. Easier to say, and I wouldn't feel like a moron calling it out.

I've been burned too many times in the last years to do anything but hope that we win what we should, one or two we shouldn't, and don't get beaten up by the big boys. But if I haven't kicked my TV in by the 20 minute mark of the 2nd Q, round one, then I might just jump on board that train Wrecker.

Wherever 7 or 8 wins lands us. Solid spine, handy-but-not-quite-there-yet mids, and some good kids getting experience we'll look better than 2014, but still a fair way off the pace. What I'd really like to see is players like Jamar, Garland, Vince, Harry O, Dawes, and dare I say Grimes etc start to get pushed out of the side, not because they aren't good enough but because there is someone better to choose. But that's a fair way off yet.

http://thenewdaily.com.au/sport/2014/11/27/michael-clarkes-finest-hour-crickets-darkest-day/

Sad, sad day for all that loved Phil and love the game.

Until 2017 ?!?!?!?

They were billeted together on the GC for the draft. Other than that I don't know.

I reckon we've got ourselves a new locker room pest in Brayshaw.

Thanks anyway. I guess it will turn up sooner or later.

Is there a link to that anywhere?

I've been able to spell TOMATO backwards since I was six. Now I own and run my own multi billion dollar business, have a Lear jet, a 500 foot long yacht, a 38 million dollar mansion, 503 staff, and 65 beautiful mistresses at my beck and call. OTAMOT. It's how the big boys roll.

Liked this one the best: PICK 6. GWS GIANTS Jordan De Goey (Oakleigh Chargers) H: 187cm W: 82kg De Goey was against going to GWS until he saw what Tom Boyd managed to achieve there. Now, he’s trying to work out whether to get a Ferrari or an Aston Martin Vantage in 2016.

Keep thinking of the movie 'The Club'. I hoped to find a vid of the scene, but the best I could find was a quote: Jock: [referring to Geoff] He's been up his mum and his legless sister and he thinks he's killed his old man!

If Sylvia got more BOG's and kicked more goals all of us would ignore the laddish stuff he got up to. I don't care what our players do if they can back it up on the field - criminal stuff excepted. If Petracca's hobbies include getting smashed and acting like a moron, I don't care, as long as he gets 30+ possies a game and two goals. But the has to get the touches and goals to get away with that.

That is disturbing on so many levels

That's a pretty judgemental thing to say.

I get the feeling he drove through those crossroads at 200 kph with his bare arse hanging out the window.

I'm from a town of about 5k people and it's making a huge mess of the kids here. 20 years ago we didn't lock our doors. These days we do and we make sure we know where the shotgun is. In the last year we've had home invasions, a lot of burgs, armed robberies at the petrol station and a bunch of stabbings (one fatal). I don't care if people get [censored] up but this is over the top. It's wrecking really good kids and killing the community.

I've got this really sick feeling these bastards will walk away with a slap. By all the gods man has ever prayed to I hope I'm wrong.

Zig and Zag - messing up kids since 1963

Yellow 5ltr HQ Monaro. I was such a bogon. Now I drive a red 6ltr VE SS. I'm still a bogon, but with a little more cash

Good for him. Good for the Crows. The meat market of AFL gets tiring to watch.

I'm going to miss him. What was his name again?

If they were then they must have missed yours by a long way.

I'm sure his new BMW and investment property will ease his concience.