Uncle Fester

Nah, that's one hand down the pants.

That's not a cult. They're just checking for arrhythmia.

Is there any reason we can't rookie him? I ask because I've never spent more than 30 seconds looking at the rules around that

For me it was Hogan 55 seconds into the game that was the best of the round. But I may be a little bias.

I'd understand it if we were the CAS judges, but buying my vote isn't going to change anything. Maybe this forum has more power than we realised.

No. No. No. That would be the band's name.

I love him. I want him guarding my house when I go on holidays.

That would be an awesome name for the lead singer in a heavy metal or punk band.

I'm all for pissing off the opposition supporters as they stream out the gates.

You hurt our player's head, we break your arm. We don't need the MRP to administer justice.

He spoke as a representative of Carlton when he said it, therefore they will pay for his sins. But I do agree we should smash Brisbane just to be sure.

Lance, good to see you here. You really need the BF avatar though. It's one of my favourites on that forum.

I can't wait for the Carlton game. Bruise free footy, eh? Bet they won't be able to say that with a large chunk of the MCG in their mouths.

Rising Star... pfft I'll take that handball off the pack over any awards and accolades.

Pretty much as I saw the top 4. The last two votes I couldn't seperate from a bunch of players. [Pedersen], Grimes, Garlett (creative and always kept the defence honest), Watts (went when it was his turn, and was very creative at times), Spencer (mongrel and hardness), Toumpas (worked hard all day and got better the longer the game went), Brayshaw (worked hard all day, and then went up a cog in the last), Jones, N and Jones, M (both of them overcame quiet moments to influence the game when it was needed), or even Pigdog who came off the bench and attacked any and every Footscray player he saw with the ball. Great team game, and all the players should feel like they played an important part in the win. Edit: And Cross... how could I forget him?

I want them smashed. Not so much for the systematic doping regime they implemented (ok, well I do want them smashed for that), but for the stinking, lying, obstuctionist, 'we're Essendon and to accuse us of anything makes you an evil troll' attitude that they've had right from the first. It's not that they did it that riles me up so much; it's the arrogant and insulted demeanour they have adapted to anyone dares suggest that they have a serious case to answer.

The one we were about to sign? Mission rat droppings? I didn't forget.

Pretty [censored] good. And I'd expect that the cringing supporters from other teams would scatter rose petals in front of me at I walked down the street and kow-towed to me everytime I looked at them.

Is it wrong to get morning wood about these things? Eh, I don't care if it is or isn't. I'll just enjoy it.

Well he did play for Nth thirds back in the day. At least he made a point of saying that until someone went and checked the records... then he sorta shut up about it.

Then put your bloody hand up and go do better.

My sister ( a Doggies supporter - boo!) did a victory dance when he was picked up by Carlton. She always thought he was a massive spud, and I think she nailed it.

I don't mind watching Carlton get smashed on the big stage each Friday night.

Yeah, ain't it great? I wouldn't mind poaching Cripps from them.