Uncle Fester

Thank God for that. I was about to go burn down Cam Schwab's house.

MAAAAXXXXXYYYY! How awesome was that!!! I agree with the kids though: he needs to regrow the beard.

Can anyone shed further light on this important matter? Lance Whitnall

Footy first. I forget who said it but it was after the Neeld years, and it went something like Melbourne was about everything but football. I like that we are about football and not all the other distractions, and will vote against any board that forgets that.

Exactly. Put the money and effort into the FD. Not chasing rainbows.

AFL 98 (I think it was) was fun. Jeff Farmer was able to run down anyone, and I could win every game by 200+ points

*shrugs* Play good footy and the crowds will come. Simple as that. This other stuff sounds like a Schwab era bunch of smoke and mirrors.

Ollie, Ollie, Ollie Oi, oi, oi

I'd rather we worried about growing the club in Vic than getting carried away pretending that one billion Chinese or Indians will ever care

Please God, let it always land tails

Bet you'd be the first bloke to yell 'footsteps!' if they did stop to look around.

Go get 'em, boys. Wish I was there, but 300 kms and things to do early tommorow ruled it out. Loved being there last year. Tingles all night, and loved yelling at the umps that 'give them all the frees you want, you closet Tigers, it doesn't matter. We'll just do it with talent'. It's nice being arrogant, and I hope we can again tonight.

True, but I try not to listen to North Korean radio

So every bloke Matthews king hit 'lacked awareness'?

'The umpiring has been fair, rational, and sensible' Hahahaha. Like I'll ever hear that.

I'm not a fan of Good Friday footy. The Easter Bunny died for our sins that day, and we should really do nothing that day but eat buns decorated with his murder weapon. Hmmm. Just thinking: should they be called Hot Cross Bunnies?

I have a simple deal with my kids: food and shelter is only given to Melbourne supporters. They'll thank me for it someday. Or put me in a really dodgy home.

Done

So don't smoke then. But stop acting like a self righteous [censored]. Do you drink alcohol? I hope not. That's bad bad bad. Kills people, breaks up families, causes cancer. Nasty stuff. What about soft drinks? May as well just eat a bowl of sugar. I'm not comfortable paying taxes for your diabetes, so I'm glad you don't. Processed food? Hot dogs, dim sims, pies, maybe some KFC? Nasty again. Heart attack waiting to happen. I hope you've given that up. Wouldn't want to lose you young. And how about BBQ's? Carcinogenic, and what it does to your bowels isn't worth mentioning... except for the bit about how bowel cancer is a major killer... coz we eat so much crap. Not you. I mean other people. Probably the most important thing is that you don't drive a car or use electricity, because that would be really bad. Not only would you be creating pollution to breath yourself, but (even worse!) you'd be making others breath your second hand muck (and some of them are kids. Won't somebody think of the children!) I'm not having a dig at you. I'm sure you live in the dark, ride a bike to your work every day, recycle your own farts to power you computer, and only eat organically grown lettuce and sunflower seeds fertilised with your own poop. I'd hate to think my admiration of you would lessen if I found out you were unmasked as a hypocrite, but I have faith in you, Picket.

Still [censored] off. What a waste of 4 points. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Sigh

And why wait for a revolution?

Herpa derp. If he can't meet fitness standards then it's a problem. Until then it's none of our bloody business.

Give me $500K a year and I can miss set shots from 30 too

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Bloody hell