Uncle Fester

If you bounce it you have had prior opportunity. It's not the fault of the bloke applying the tackle that the fella in possession can't bounce it properly. IIRC it was KB (who used to throw the ball out in front of him in a pretend bounce and get a HTM free) who caused the rule change.

Good to know that you have a ranking system worked out. Can cheers squad members spit on you because you only get to the local games? Just asking.

It's painful, BUT our best players are kids. We can scare the crap out of other teams when we bring our best. We've been in almost every game, and it's just been a q here or there that hurt us. The bad is behind us. These are the teenage years. Sometimes a teenager will say something really profound and you will think 'wow! how did you come up with that?', a week later they will do something so dumb you will wonder if they are retarded. That is where we are now.

We haven't beaten University for 113 years.

If he wants to come here then this years 1st rounder and a later bunch of pick swaps will do. If he doesn't then we can offer all our first rounders until 2050 and we will be wasting our time.

I think it really comes down to which club/s those 500 support. I mean, I have no problem with my tax dollars going back to the club via a Collingwood supporter's centrelink payments.

Wasn't his best, but he wasn't on his Pat Malone. About 15 others could say the same. We just never switched on as a team.

Good - Clarry Bad - Hogan getting hurt Fugly - undoing good work by doing something dumb. 1 good thing... 2 good things... 3 good things... oh here you go Nth. Have the ball. All fricken day.

The one that opened my eyes wide and I knew at that moment that he had to go was against WCE a couple of rounds later on a Friday night. I knew at q time that the Bails experiment was over. The I50's at q time were something stupid like 23 - 3, and none of our players knew what to do when they (WCE) had the ball. They all stood around in no mans land waving their arms like drunk basketballers. How we didn't lose by 200 pts that night I'll never know, but I did know that one day a team would really get hold of us and smash us badly. It was only a matter of time and who. I think it was Kennedy snr that said something along the lines of football consisting of 3 things: what you do with the ball, what you do without the ball, what you do when no-one has the ball* Bails, great bloke he was, only seemed to focus on the first. *apols to whoever it was if I got the person wrong

You are stuttering and backtracking again. Zero credibility. Zero. I'm done. I made my point. Long time coming, but gee it feels nice.

I think we should buy more.

Blah blah blah. Just shut up. You talk, and talk and talk about how Schwab and Connolly and blah blah nearly destroyed us, but it was you - YOU - and so called supporters like you that gave them the green light to do it. I've read your crap for many years on this and bit my tongue on it, but enough is enough. Your credibility is zero, and you really need to shut up and stop looking like a C grade politician. As an aside I found this under my old name (before I had a run in with Rhino and told him to GGF) Posted August 2, 2009 Putrid and embarrasing. I am ashamed to be a Demon today. The only positive was that the players left nothing on the field. You don't have the right to talk about those days unless you use the word 'sorry' over and over again.

You hypocritical POS. It was [censored] like you that cheered Richmond winning that game and now you want to rewrite history. You make me sick. "As long as the Footy Dept stand Firm, believe in the long term. Do not bow to media pressure. We will be alright. I expect a lot of late night meetings this week. Get it right boys. I want North to be on 5 wins by sunday night....Just do it...." "I would be Happy to get thumped in these last 4 games. I don't want to get close to anyone, last week was beautiful & indeed surreal! But it was too close. I have just paid my M.C.C/M.F.C Membership for the year 2010 That's what i am waiting for now...Sure up those Draft Picks & Train Really Hard Demons 2010...." "Could be the most important game for melbourne since the 2000 Grand Final. The Footy Dept this week & on Match day must stay so sharp. We have come this far, the finish line is within sight in the distance. Get it Right Lads. Please." "I don't want to beat Carlton till next year. With your Logic we would finish with 6 wins, & thus be a loser again. Where is the joy in that?" "Yes of course i wouldn't be able to party out in a few years because of last sundays Shame!! I doubt ND would have done what Bails did last sunday. We now know Dean Bailey wants to take this club all the way. Sunday was his "line in the Sand" game (our young talent almost buggered it up with their enthusiasm, but Sanity Prevailed) Wonder whether Mike Sheahan will celebrate if we win a flag in a few years????" "You bet i would Be!! That 2nd Pick might be the piece in the jigsaw we need. If you are going to do a job, do it properly or not at all. Bailey wants Top Cards in his Deck. So do i. Otherwise we have to play against that player. 4 wins MAX this year. Next Year we go for it...." "HaHa!! The second half was as good a game as you would want to see!!! What tablets are you on...Bailey did a great job today, planning for the future. He wants the PP, as i would if i were coaching. Miller was playing midfield, warnock up forward. List management was on show thank god." All yours from the first week in Aug 2009. More here for anyone that has the stomach for it. http://demonland.com/forums/profile/241-sir-why-you-little/?do=content&page=1123 Now just shut up, you turd.

As long as the lads come out with the 'It's our bloody ball! Not yours!' attitude they displayed last week (and several times this year) then we should win comfortably. Bring less than that and it'll come down to whoever capitalises on the big moments.

I made a pretty decent grog bet with a Collingwood supporter over that one. They thought I was mad and made it in a heart beat. I'm thinking the odds are better than 50/50 in my favour right now

How often does selling the future for the next wunderkind work? A first rounder and a swap of later picks or a fringe player that suits their needs is enough. Otherwise we walk and grow our own. Adelaide know they are going to lose him. They don't hold the whip. They will agree to a good deal with whoever he nominates. It's the new world. We'd do the same, because not doing it will backfire.

Bet that purple wrote an article back in Jan saying it was a stupid idea. Not going to bother looking, but. like all the muck diggers these days, the opinion changes week by week and they pretend they never had a different one. Oceania is at war with Eurasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

Kennedy > Judd Lolololoi Carlscum

No. Our fate is in our hands. If we are good enough we will be where we need to be. If not we won't. It's that simple.

I was going to troll the PA board on bigfooty, but geez, they make us look stable after a loss. I tiptoed out of that room trying hard not to make eye contact. Poor buggers. I might even feel sorry for them if they followed a real team with a real history.

#StandbyHird

Of all the gifts Roosey left us with, this might be the best of the best* *Early days, but I haven't had such faith in a coach since Swooper

And we got a guy that should probably be AA this year for what now?

^ Jack Viney school of 'Harden the F up'

He can give them all the votes he wants. Hell, he can give the whole team 10 votes each. I reckon our boys would rather the 4 points than the dribblings of the simple minded.